tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8183167488857086132011-10-18T19:27:16.797-07:00sms SMS smssuzuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04970340363847359554noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-818316748885708613.post-79326697310565359042008-09-27T18:57:00.000-07:002008-09-27T18:58:28.025-07:00Wada kero per nibhana sikho<br />Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho<br />U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao<br />Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.<br /><br /><br /><br />Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,<br />Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai<br />Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi<br />Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.<br /><br /><br /><br />Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,<br />Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,<br />Apni khushiyan smait lo jana,<br />Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.<br /><br /><br />Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate<br />Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate<br />Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein<br />Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate:::::::::::<br /><br /><br />Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,<br />inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,<br />Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,<br />Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.<br /><br /><br /><br />Maza aata hai tumhain satany main,<br />Rothay na koi to maza kya mananay main,<br />Ek tum he se to khushi hai zara si,<br />Warna rakha kya hai is bedard zamany main.<br /><br /><br />Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism…<br />kapkapatay hont….<br />larkharati Aawaz…<br />thartharata badan .<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />mujhe pehle se shak tha<br />k tumhain Malaria hai…..<br /><br /><br /><br />If 10 people care 4 u,<br />one of them is me,<br />if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again,<br />if no 1 cares 4 u that means<br />i m not in this world.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have <br /><br />stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…r….rt!<br /><br /><br /><br />I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for <br /><br />me?<br /><br /><br />Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you <br /><br />have a special place in my heart!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />If u drop me, I’ll break. If u hold me, I’ll shake. If u need me, I’ll hurry. If u don’t call me, I’ll worry. If u <br /><br />hurt me, I’ll cry. But if u leave me, I’ll die<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/818316748885708613-7932669731056535904?l=extrasms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suzuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04970340363847359554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-818316748885708613.post-44698347618800120212008-09-27T18:52:00.000-07:002008-09-27T18:55:35.074-07:00, aap k liye arz karta hoon.. Nari k chakkar me bhula mat yaari, Laat maregi naari to yaad ayegi yaari, Baat maano hamari banjao Bramhmachari.. Ye jaankari janhit me he jaari... (",)<br /><br />Chalte chalte rukne ki adat hogayi hai, biti batey dohrane ki adat hogayi hai.. Kya khoya, kya paya.. Kuch yaad nai, abto logo se dhoka khane ki adat si hogayi hai...<br /><br /><br />.. Hawa mein bindas ud raha tha Galib, hawa mein azad ud raha tha galib.. Hawa mein betaab ud raha tha galib, fir... fir kya?? Ruk gayi hawa, gir gaya Galib... Adaab! Adaab! <br /><br /><br />Har ilzaam ka haqdaar wo hame bana jate hai, har khata ki saza wo hame suna jate hai.. Hum har bar khamosh rahjate hai, kyonki wo apne hone ka haq jata jate hai...<br /><br /><br /><br />.. Ladkiyaa BURKHA pahanti hai chehra chupane k liye.. Ladkiyaa BURKHA pahanti hai chehra chupane k liye.. Do ankhain khuli rakhti hai ladkon ko pataane k liye...(",)<br /><br /><br />Kuch sochu tho aapka khayal aajata hai, kuch bolu tho aapka naam aa jata hai, kab tak chupau dil ki baat, ye dost aapki har ada par humko pyar aa jata hai...<br /><br /><br />Woh MERE nahi ye batana ajeeb lagta hai, Ab usse aankhe milana ajeeb lagta hai, Chahte the jiska haath thaamna, Ab unko HUMSE haath milana bhi ajeeb lagta hai...<br /><br />Tu tanha hai to teri tanhai me hum rahenge, tu udaas hai to hum b udaas rahenge, tujhe nazar na ayenge, phir b har mod par tere saath hum rahenge...<br /><br /><br />.. Ek shayri arz karta hoon, Na himmat aap mein na apke haddi mein.. Na himmat aap mein na apke haddi mein.. Himmat toh usi mein hai jo chupa hai apke Chaddi mein...!!! (",) adaab! adaab!<br />Pyar woh humko bepanaah kar gaye, fir zindgi me humko tanha kar gaye.. Chaahat thi unke intzaar me fanaa hone ki, magar woh laut k aane ko b inkaar kar gaye...<br /><br />Dil me ab darde mohabat k siwa kuch nahi, zindgi me mere ibadat k siwa kuch nahi.. Main tuje tohfe me kya pesh karu, meri jholi me dosti k siwa kuch nahi...<br /><br /><br />.. Chand ko akele me sharam ati hogi, baat kuch tumhari bhi b samajh me ati hogi.. Jab b zikr hota hai SMART logon ka, tume MERI yaad bahut aati hogi... (",) adaab! adaab!!<br /><br /><br />Dil se teri yaad bhulayi nahi jati, jo pyar ki daulat he vo tukrayi nahi jati.. Mar mar k banayi he jo tasvir mohabbat ki humne, vo apne hi hatho se mitayi nahi jati...<br /><br />Ishq sabi ko jeena sika deta hai, wafa k naam par marna sika deta hai, ishq nahi kiya to karke dikavo, zalim har dard sehna sika deta hai...<br /><br /><br />.. Hotho pe hasi, aankho me KHUSHI, Gham ka kahi naam na ho.. Yeh subha le aaye apke liye itni KHUSHI, Jiski kabhi Shaam na ho...<br /><br />Roti hui aankho se muskan kaise du, Gumnam hoon khud tujhe pehchan kaise du.. Tuta pada hu main tujhe armaan kaise du, tu hi hai Jaan meri tujhe apni jaan kaise du..???<br /><br /><br />Itna kyon chaha usse ke bhula na sake, itna kyon paas aaye ke door ja na sake.. Ab tanhai mein baithe to sochte hain, kyon chaha usse jisse hum pa nahi sakte...<br /><br />.. Samne ho manzil to raste na modna, jo man mein ho wo khwab na todna.. Har kadam pe milegi kamyabi tumhe, bas sitare chunne k liye kabhi zamin na chhodna...<br /><br /><br />Tumari judai yadon ka izhar karti hai, tumari yaad bahut bekarar karti hai.. Wo din jo sath guzare the humne, talash unhi palon ki ye nazar bar bar karti hai...<br /><br /><br />.. Doori ho to ehsas hota hai, dost k bina jiwan kitna udaas hota hai.. Umar ho apki sitaro jitni lambi, aisa Dost kahan har kisi k paas hota hai...<br /><br />Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaj deta hai, Ae diwani, peeche mudkar dekh.. Tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai.. Ladki jawab deti hai-<br />Ae diwane, tu kya jane ye b apna farz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmo ki mitti ko, isi liye nishan mitatha ja raha hai...<br /><br />.. Khushi ka har pal ho apke liye, baharon ka gulistan ho apke liye.. Kaamyabi ki har manzil ho apke liye, bas apki ek pyarisi SMILE ho hamare liye... (",)<br /><br /><br />Tu meri dosti mera armaan hai, shayad tu apni ahemiyat se anjaan hai.. Mujse kabi ruth kar mat jana Dost.. Kyonki meri duniya tere bina viran hai...<br /><br /><br />Khamosh se tum rehne lage ho, intezar kisi ka karne lage ho.. Yakinan kisise hui hai mohabat, bina baat k hi muskurane lage ho...<br /><br /><br />Koi kisi ke dard me shamil nahi hai, har duniya ke ada husn ke kabil nahi hai.. Sab kuch luta kar samaj me aaya, ye duniya pyar ke kabil nahin hai...<br /><br /><br />Gazal likkar b galib na ban paye.. Ishq karke b izhar na kar paye.. Ye kaisa pyar hai mera jo iqrar na kar paye.. Woh samne the phir b usse faryad na kar paye...<br /><br /><br />Teri pyari umid kaise tod jaun, thu khwab dekhe aur mein nazar na aaon..! Kuch to baat hai dosti me hamari, kya apke kadam nahi kehte ki chalo mil aaun...<br /><br /><br /><br />Suna hai wo keh gaye hain k ab tho hum sirf thumhare khwabo me he ayenge.. Koi keh de unse ki wo vaada karle. Hum zindgi bhar k liye so jayenge...<br /><br />Dil diya mohabath ki hadh thi, jaan di aithbar ki hadh thi.. Agar mar b gaya tho khuli rahegi ye ankhe, samaj lena vo uski intezaar ki hadh thi...<br /><br />Dosti ki hai kabi bhulana nahi, apna gham kabi humse chupana nahi.. Jitna b satana hai sata lo, lekin is rishtein ko kabi thukrana nahi...<br /><br /><br />Jabse aapko dekha hai, jabse aapko jaana hai, har dua me aapka naam aaya hai.. Dil karta hai poochun us rab se, kya tune aisa dost sirf mere liye banaya hai..??<br />Aap jaisa dost hame kuch khas lagte hai, isliye dil mei ek aas rakte hai.. Na jane kab aajaye SMS apka, is liye Mobile ko dil k paas rakte hai... <br /><br />.. Is khubsurat subah ko aapke naam kiya humne, achha gujre ye din apka, dil se ye paigam diya humne.. Lo aaj phir apse pehle apko yaad kiya humne...<br /><br /><br />Wo dost jo meri aankh me kajal ki tarah rehta tha, aj kajal jo lagaya to bahuth yaad aya.. Jo mere dil k tha karib faqat usko he aj jab dilne bhulaya to bahut yaad aya...<br /><br /><br />Har pal haskar he jiya karte hain, har baat apse he to kiya karte hai.. Khaas ho mere liye aap, isliye to har pal aap ko yaad kiya karte hai...<br /><br /><br />hum apse pyar karte he. apki har chiz se pyar karte he. hume pata ap hum se nafrat karte he par hum apki nafrat se b pyar karte he <br /><br /><br />.. Hum apko subha shaam yaad karte hai, raat ko sitaron se tumari hi baat karte hai.. Dekho ab tum sapno me mat anaa, kyunki hum BHOOT se bahuth darte hai... (",)<br /><br /><br />Lady- Jyotishji, mera pati kab sudhrega? Jyotish- Apna Blouse kholiye! Lady- Wo kyun? Jyotish- Aap k pati k haath ki rekhaon k nishan dekhne hai !<br /><br /><br />.. Badalon se sooraj nikal aaya hai, fizaon mein naya rang chaya hai.. Aap kyon khamosh baithe ho? Muskurao yaar kyonki... Phir se mera Shayari aaya hai... <br /><br />Mehfil na hoti, nazare na hote.. Yun chand k pehlu mein sitare na hote, hum isliye karte hain apki itni parvah, kyonki dil k kareeb har koi nahi hote...<br /><br /><br />Aisi lagi chot dil k aaine me, ab mann nahi lagta dil lagane me, saza ye kaisi mili humko dil lagane ki.. Hum rote rahe jabke arzu thi muskurane ki...<br /><br />Bina tumhare ab jiya nahi jatha, tanhaiyon mein ab rone se raha nahi jatha.. Har lamha har pal yaad ati hai tumhari,<br />chah kar b tumhe ab bhulaya nahi jatha...<br /><br />Yu dil se dil ko juda na kijiye, jara soch samajh kar ye faisla kijiye.. Agar aap ji sakte hai hamare bin, to hamare marne ki b zaroor dua kijiye...<br /><br /><br />Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying, tumse baat karne ko i keep trying.. Jab tu door jaye i feel like crying, are itna tension mat le i was just lying... (",)<br /><br />Kaanch chubhe to zakhm reh jaata hai, Dil toote to armaan reh jaata hai.. Waqt laga deta hai is Dil par marham, phir b umar bhar woh ek nishaan reh jaata hai...<br /><br />Kabar k sannate me ek aawaz aai. Kisine phool rakhkar aansu ki do bund bahai. Jabtak the zinda tabtak thokar khai. Ab so rahe hai to usko meri yad aai.. <br /><br />Pyar me duniya khoob lagti hai, dard me duniya dushman lagti hai,aap jaisa dost zindagi main na ho to,Paani bhi humko sharab lagti hai.. <br /><br /><br />.. Delhi agar chandni ka chowk na hota, Bambai agar chowpath ka nazara na hota.. Ladkiyaan agar faishon na kartee, to ladka awaara na hota... (",)<br /><br />Raste aise ho jo chalne ko majbur kare, nazre aisi ho jo dekhne ko majbur kare.. Jab maut ka daman thamna chahe koi, saathi aisa ho jo jeene ko majbur kare...<br /><br /><br />.. Zindgi ka har khwab hakikat ban jaye, khushbu k chirago se zindgi roshn ho jaye.. Mahak jaye yu zindgi apki, k kushbu b apke samne phiki padjaye...<br /><br /><br />Unki muskaan hamari kamjori hai, unhe keh na pana hamari majboori hai.. Woh kyo nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko, kya khamoshi ko zubaan dena zaruri hai..???<br /><br /><br />Na koi kisise door hota hai, na koi kisike karib hota hai.. Dosti kudh chalkar aathaa hai, jab koi kisike nasib main hota hai...<br /><br /><br />Sirf tu hi nahi... Saari duniya ki nazar humse khafa hai.. Jab apne hi naseeb mein pyaar na ho.. Toh kaise kahein ki koi bewafa hai....<br /><br />.. Aasman k taroo ko gina nahi jaata, har ek armano ko metaya nahi jaata.. Dost to bahut bante hai magar har ek ko aapki tarah Dil me basaya nahi jata...<br /><br /><br />Khuda ne kaha dosti na kar dosti me tu kahi kho jayega.. Maine kaha e khuda kabi zamin pe ake mere dost se mil, tu b uska dewana ho jayega...<br /><br /><br />Khuda kare har raat chand banke aaye, din ka ujala shaan banke aaye, kabi na dur ho aapke chehre se muskurahat, naya din aisa mehman banke aaye...<br /><br /><br />Tanha ho kabhi to mujhe dhoond lena, is duniya se nahi apne dil se pooch lena.. Apke aspas he kahi rehte hai hum, yadon se nahi to sath guzre lamho se pooch lena...<br /><br /><br />Sun ne shuru ki lighting, Moon ne band ki shining, Murgi ne di warning, ki ho gai hai morning, tho phir hum b bol de GOOD Morning... <br /><br />To Suzaan, Vikas, and all visitors of SpaceSkull. Baap: maine tere liye ladki dekhi hai,<br />wo rupwati, saraswati, bhagyawati hai.. Beta: par mai ek ladki se pyar karta hu aur wo Garbhawati hai ;D -Suzaan. SpaceSkull.peperonit<br /><br />.. Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi, apki khushi se duniya jagmgane lagi.. Dekh k apko har kali gungunane lagi, ab to FEKHTE FEKHTE muje b neend ane lagi... Wah! wah!<br /><br /><br />DIL me sajte tarane bahut hai, JINDGI jeene k bahane bahut hai.. AAP sada muskurate rahe, AAPKI muskurahat k DIWANE bahut hai.. KEEP SMILING...<br /><br />Woh zindagi he kya jisme pyar na ho.. Woh pyar he kya jisme yadien na ho.. Woh yadien he kya jinme tum na ho.. Woh tum he kya jinme hum na ho...<br /><br /><br /> aur mera karnatak se naya dost VIKAS anna ko.. Bina achche dil k pyar nahi milta, bina sachayi ke bharosa nahi milta, kuch to achayi mujhme zarur hogi.. Warna aap jaisa dost mujhe kabi nahi milta... (",)<br /><br />Jo Paas Na Ho, wo Dil Ke Kareeb Hote Hain. Jiske Paas Dost Na Ho, wo Gareeb Hote Hain. Jo Rakhte Hain Dost Aap Sa, wo Khushnaseeb Hote Hain...For u SUZAAN<br /> <br />Chahat me tum kisi ka imtihan na lena..jo nibha hi na sako woh vaada hi na dena..jise tumhare bin jeene ki aadat hi na ho..use jeene ki dua hi na dena.. FOR U Savi... <br />Khuli jo aankhe tho manzar ajeeb tha, dard tha magar woh dil ke kareeb tha, jinhe hum dhundte the haatho ki lakiron me, pata chala woh kisi aur ka naseeb tha..! FOR U Savi.. <br /><br />Dosti ka rishta kabhi purana nahi hota,Is se bada koi khajana nahi hota,<br />dosti to pyar se bhi pavitra hai kyoki isme koi dost pagal ya deewana nahi hota. For u Savi <br /><br />Koi dost aisa banaya jaye jiske ansuo ko palko me chupaya jaye, rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa ki agar rahe wo udas to humse bhi muskuraya na jaye. . . .<br /> <br />Hame apni dosti ka hisaab nahi aata,<br />apka palat kar koi jawaab nahi aata,hum to apki yaad me sote tak nahi aur apko sokar bhi hamara khwaab nahi aata. For My Friends <br /><br />" chot khakar bhi zakhm chupaya humne, zeher peekar bhi khud ko hasaya humne, na jaane aaj wo kyun itna yaad aaye, ki naam likh likh kar mitaaya humne... FOR U Savi... <br /><br />Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai k har taraf ujala nazar aata hai.. Sochta hoon ghar ki bijli katwa doon aur tujhe deewar pe latka doon.. <br /><br />Is dil ko bas teri yaad ati hai, aur is dil ko udas kar jati hai, koi puchta hai tumse pyar kitna hai kuch nahi keh pate bas aankh bar ati hai...FOR U Savi... <br /><br />Woh hamare nahi toh kya gham hai, hum to unhi ke hai yeh kya kam hai, na gham kam hai na aansu kam hai,<br />dekhte hai rulane wale mein kitna dum hai... <br /><br />Koi kehta hai pyar nasha ban jati hai, koi kehta hai pyar saza ban jati hai, par pyar agar sachche dil se karo toh pyar jine ki wajah ban jati hai.. <br /><br />.. Padhai karo-fail hone se mat daro.. Ladki chedo-maar khane se mat daro.. Har ladki ko propos karo-inkar se na daro.. Kyunki, GITA me lika hai- Karm kar, Fal ki chinta mat kar... (",)<br /><br /><br />Apki yadoko aansu bankar piya karenge, bewaqt apko miss kiya karenge.. Apki yado me mar b gaye to kya?? Khuda se aapki salamat ki hamesha dua karenge...<br /><br /><br />.. Kai log palbhar me bhula diye jate hai, kai log pal-pal yaad aate hai, hum apse yahi puchna chahte hai, k dosto ki is List me hum kaha aate hai...??? <br /><br />Duniya badal jaye par tum na badalna, mushkilo me ho jab b yaad hume kar lena.. Mange b apse to kya mange? Dena kuch chaho to bas muskura dena...<br />Har khushi apki rahe,<br />har muskan apke hothon par saji rahe...Rang bhare iss tyohar ki tarha,<br />apki zindagi bhi rangeen rahe.*HAPPY HOLI*<br /><br />.. Maine dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajkar, wo khagai biryani samajkar.. Khoon b na choda zalim ne, wo p gayi usko nibu pani samajkar... Adaab! Adaab!!!<br /><br /><br />Saath rehte rehte yu hi waqt guzar jayega,<br />dur hone k baad kaun kise yaad aayega.. Jeelo ye pal jab hum saath hai, kal ka kya pata waqt kaha le jayega...<br /><br /><br />Mat rakh hum se vafa ki ummid, hum ne har dum bewafai pai hai.. Mat dhundh hamare jism pe jakhm k nishan, hum ne har chot 'dil' pe khai hai...<br /><br />Kaun kehta hai dost apni judai hogi.. Yeh afwah kisi ajnabi ne udai hogi.. Shan se rahenge tere dil me.. Akhir itni jagah tho hamne banai hogi...!!!<br /><br />Aaj har ek pal khoobsurath hai, dil me sirf teri surath hai.. Kuch b kahe ye duniya ghum nahi, duniya se zyada humko teri DOSTI ki zarurath hai...<br /><br />.. Na juban se, Na nigaho re, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na Greeting se, Na Gifts se, Aapko wish Direct Dil se..... **HAPPY HOLI**....<br /><br />.. Kabi yaad aai to phone karna, balance nahi hoga to SMS karna, ager ye b na kar sake to mobile gaand me dal k vibrator on karna... (",)<br /><br />Inkar ko ikrar kehte hai, kamoshi ko izhar kehte hai.. Na jane kya dastoor hai is duniya ka.. Ek dhoka hai jise log pyar kehte hai...<br /><br /><br />Ye kamoshi ka raaz hum jante hai-yun chup rahne ka andaz hum jante hai.. Yakeen nahi ata to apne dil se pucho, aap se behtar apko hum jante hai...<br /><br /><br /><br />Jaan banke koyi jaan lejata hai, milke tanhayi ka dard de jata hai.. Hogayi humse kya khata? Hamara dil jo chaha use paa na sake, chahke bi unke paas rehena sake...<br /><br /><br />Boy: "Bus, Train or Ladkiyan ek jaise hote hai, ek jaati hai tho doosri aajati hai!" Girl: "Ladke aur Autorixa ek jaise hote hai, ek bulao tho chaar aajate hai!" :o)<br /><br /><br />Kab dil unki yaad me chur nahi hota, kab unse milne ko dil majbur nahi hota.. Yeh sach hai zindgi me, dil usi ka tut ta hai, jiska koi kasoor nahi hota...<br /><br /><br />Zindgi sirf mohbt nahi kuch aur b hai.. Zulf-o-rukhsaar ki jannat nahi kuch aur b hai.. Bhookh aur pyas ki maari hui is duniya mein, ishq he ek haqeeqat nahi kuch aur b hai... Adaab! Adaab!<br /><br /><br />Badi aarzoo thi mulaqat ki, khuda ne hamein b ek raat di.. Peekar ludakh gaya yoon khushi k maare, subah jab jaga to hawalat thi...<br /><br />Baat rakhi dilme jo keh na sake, Yaad kiya usko to saans le na sake.. Pucha kisine dilko k tumne pyar kis se kiya, Jaante the phir b uska naam le na sake...<br /><br />Chand upar hai! Sagar niche hai! Chand upar hai, Sagar niche hai! Aur ek Bakra usse shayri samaj k padh Raha hai...!!!<br /><br /><br /><br />Nafrat tum kabi na karna hamse., hum ye seh nahi payenge.. Ek bar keh dena hamse aitbar nahi, teri dunia se haskar chale jayenge...<br /><br />.. Har majboori re ladna sikho.. Har gum k sath jina sikho.. Busy ham b kam nahi, par hamari tarah SHAYARI likhte likhte Bindaas rehna sikho...(",)<br /><br />Dhalti sham ko aapka ehsas hai, is Dil me aapki jagah kuch khas hai.. Aap sath nahi ho phir b, ye dil kehta hai ek pyara sa dost aas-pass hai...<br /><br />Kya hai zindgi?? Dekho to khwab hai zindgi, padho to kitab hai zindgi, suno to gyan hai zindgi.. Par hum ye kehte hai "HANSTE RAHO" to aasaan hai zindgi.. (",)<br /><br /><br />Apne vaade hum yuhi nibhaate rahenge, hum har waqt aapko sataate-Manate rahenge.. Mar b jaaye to kya gham hai, hum hasi bankar aapk hotope rahenge...<br /><br /><br />To har$h bro:- Har daag,daag nahi hota,<br />har yaar wafadar nahi hota,Yeh to dil ki baat hai,varna saat feron mein bhi pyar nahi hota.<br /><br />.. Arz hai, janab zara gor famrmaye.. Na zarurat hai sitaro ki, na zarurat hai faltu yaro ki, bas ek Dost chahiye tere jaisa, jo Vaat laga de hazaro ki.. :) adaab! Adaab!<br /><br />Jo sab dete hain wo hum nahi denge, pyar jab b denge kam nahi denge.. Yakin na aye to aazma lena, zindgi mein aapko kabi gham nahi denge...<br /><br /><br /><br />.. Meri dua me tera zikr hamesha rahega, teri zindagi me mera saath hamesha rahega.. Bhale hum door hi sahi magar ye dosti ka rishta hamesha rahega...<br />Kasti baheti he kinare ki talash me.. Log milte he pyar ki aas me.. Hum roj milte nahi aapse magar.. Kuch waqt jarur bitate he aapki yaad main...<br /><br /><br /><br />Kya kare yeh tanha raatein hume sone nai deti, chahte hai ji bhar k rona par rone nai deti.. Yeh halat is kadar dil ko bekaraar kar jaati hai, ki chahat hai sone ki par sokar khwabon mein khone nai deti...<br /><br /><br />Apki khushi se nahi gham se b rishta hai hamara, yeh jo apki zindgi hai woh ek hissa hai hamara.. Ae mere dost aapse lafzon ka nahi, Dil se rishta hai hamara...<br /><br /><br />TO har$h bro.:-Teri dosti,teri wafa hi kafi hai,tamam umr ye aasra hi kafi hai.jaha kahi b milo milke muskura dena,<br />khushiyo ke vaste ye silsila hi kafi hai...<br /><br />dil k zakhan kisi ko dikha na sakoge dil mein jo hai kisi ko bata na sakoge,<br />karoge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharcha,budhape tak udhari chuka na sakoge.<br /><br />To and all d Visitors of Suzaan ki Haveli... Gaon ki gori badi hi boli, Bra utaar k bed pe soli.. Ghagra utha k panty kholi, khol k panty mujhsay boli.. Nikal pichkari khele holi... Advance HAPPY HOLI TO ALL..(",)<br /><br /><br />Gham ki aandhiyon me utar jayenge, aapke dosti me pagal hojayenge.. Hame marne k liye maut ki zarurat nahi,<br />dil se nikal do yunhi marjayenge...<br /><br /><br />Yaadein hoti hai sathane k liye, Rulathe hai tho manane k liye.. Pyar karna koi mushkil tho nahi, bas jaan tak chali jati hai use nibhane k liye...<br /><br />Bas yunhi ek pal apki yaad aayi, sath me haseen yadon k gulfam layi.. Hum to hasne-hasane k liye aaye the, par pata nahi kyon ankh me se paani ki dhara beh aayi...<br /><br />Beqarari ka nasha deedar tak hota hai, aashiqhi ka nasha bewafaye tak hota hai.. Mehnat ka nasha kamiyabi tak hota hai, dosti ka nasha Qayamat tak hota hai...<br /><br />.. Fire ball ko dela kehte hai.. Banana ko kela kehte hai.. Exhibition ko mela kehte hai.. Aur dho pair k beech mein jo latak tha hai usko PELA kehte hai... (",)<br /><br /><br />Dastakh di kisi ne, kaha k khushiyan laya hoon, inbox chota na padh jaye~ itni duwayein laya hoon.. Naam hai mera ^SMS^ aapko GOOD MORNING kehne aaya hoon...<br /><br />Koi na mila aisa jis par dunia luta dete, sabne diya dhoka kis kis ko bhula dete.. Apne dilka dard dilme dabae rakha, karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete...<br />.. Kash mohabat me aise mukam aye, tere labon pe b uska naam aye.. Tu umid kare ki tuje milne ayegi SANIA MIRZA, darwaza khole to tuje darane ABDUL KALAM aye.. (",)<br /><br /><br />Reh reh k aapki yaad ati hai, SMS na ane ki vajah satati hai.. Soch rahe hain zarur koi gham hai, ya aapke dil mein hamare liye jagah kam hai...<br /><br /><br /><br />.. Ho poori dil ki har khawaish aapki, aur mile aapko khushion ka jahan saara.. Agar aap maange aasma ka ek taara to khuda dede aapko asmaan saara...<br /><br /><br />Is kadar na har baat yaaron re pucho.. Jo baat raaz ki ho isharo se pucho.. Lehro se khelna to samundar ka shauk hai.. Lagti hai chot kaisi kinaron se pucho...<br /><br />Nazaro se jab dil ka takrav hota hai, har mod par kisi ka intezar hota hai.. Dil röta hai Zakham haste hai, Shayad isika naam pyar hota hai...<br /><br /><br />Yadon se judke yaad aate ho tum, yaad aakar yaadgar ban jate ho tum.. Yado hi yado me ghir jate ho tum, kyo yaad ko b yaad bana jate ho TUM...<br /><br /><br /><br />Shaayri banti hai mohabbat k lamhon se,<br />lamhe bante hain khubsurat palon se.. In palon ko kabi khone mat dena, aapki dosti ko humse door kabi hone mat dena...<br /><br /><br />Meri mohabat ki itni c kahani hai. Tuti hui kasti, ruka hua pani hai. Ek gulab jo unke kitab me dam tod chuka hai, aur unko yaad hi nahi k ye kis ki nishani hai...<br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Mohabbat ka yahi anjaam hota hai, bewafai pyaar ka doosra naam hota hai,<br />kitna b dil laga lo kisi se, dil ka rishta hamesha badnaam hota hai...<br /><br />Tange utha ke karo, tange faela ke karo.. Ghuma Ghuma ke karo, Sanse rok ke karo.. Jitna karoge utna HALKA Mahsoos hoga.. Karo karo RAMDEV BABA KA YOGA KARO...(",)<br /><br /><br />yu ghur ghur kar kya dekhti hoh kya maar daalogi yu ghur ghur kae kya dekhti hoh kya maar daalogi thodi si chut deh doh kya achar daalogi wah wah wah<br /><br /><br /><br />4 konae mae 4 kabutar ek nae maanga daana 4 konae mae 4 kabutar ek nae maanga daana naani teri taang uthaye chodae mera naana wah wah wah<br /><br />oh my darling come come come late palang par tujhe lengae hum open the window shut the door minute lagange only 4 <br /><br /><br />To all d visitors of Suzaan ki Haweli... Apki bekhtdi me jo justju hoti hai, wo mere qasdan ki guftgu hai, mere jamal se apka khumar chala jaega, aur ye shayari gaand khuja ne par bi samaj nahi ayega...(",)<br /><br /><br />.. Khuda k ghar se kuch "GADHE" farar hue, gaur farmaiyega.. Khuda k ghar se kuch GADHE farar hue.. Kuch tere jaise YAAR hue, baki sab SARDAR hue.. Wa.. Wa.. Wah...<br /><br /><br />.. Samunder kinare baithe ho, kabi to leher ayegi.. Samunder kinare baithe ho, kabi to leher ayegi.. Chupke se usme SuSu kar dena, kisiko SMELL bi nahi ayegi..!!<br /><br /><br /><br />.. PYAR itna bi mat karo ki Girl Friend sar pe sawar ho jaye,<br />hum kehte hain k, PYAR itna karo ki Girl Friend ki FRIEND ko b tumse pyar ho jaye...(",)<br /><br /><br />... Darde dil sehna aasan nahi hota, keemti cheez k har koi kabil nahi hota.. Ye to chor bazar ki meherbani hai warna, aap k pas mobile kahan hota...<br /><br /><br />In aankho me aansu aaye na hote, agar wo pichhe mudkar muskuraye na hote.. Unke jane k baad ye gam hota hai, kash wo zindgi me aaye na hote...<br /><br /><br />Anmol chahato ka fasana bana liya. Usne hamare dil ko nishana bana liya.. Na jane kya tha uski adao main dost.. Usne har ek mera lamhe ko deewana bana liya...<br /><br /><br />Pyar k rasmo ko nibana asan nai hota,<br />uski kasmo par chalna asan nai hota.. Chod diya hum ne pyar karna, kyuki apne pyar ko kisi aur k sath dekhna asan nahi hota...<br /><br />Koi roker juda hota hai, koi has kar juda hota hai.. Juda hone ka gam to tab hota hai... Jab koi kisi ka hokar juda hota hai...<br /><br /><br />Dil ki baat jaanta nahi koi, kehna in aankho ka maanta nahi koi.. Hum to jaan bi apni luta de khushi se, par ahmiyat is jaan ki jaanta nahi koi....<br /><br /><br /><br />Woh yaad aaye bhulaate bhulaate, dil k zakham ubhar aaye chupaate chupaate, sikhaya tha jisne muskurana, usine rulaya hasaate hasaate...<br /><br /><br /><br />Jab achchanak unja deedar hota hai, dil me dheemi si dhadkan ruk jaati hai, itni khubsurat hai aankhein unki, ki nazar milate hi nazar jhuk jati hai...<br /><br /><br /><br />Milne k kushi hai ya door rehne ka gum, aankho me aansu hai ya udas hai hum. Kaise kahe k kaise hai hum, bus itna samajhlo aap k bin akele hai hum...<br /><br />... Har rath ko chand ka shringar nahi milta. Har bag ko phool ka dular nahi milta. Hamne bi duniya deki hain yaar! Har insaan ko tum jaisa lovely dost nahi milta...<br /><br /><br />Hello to all the visitors of Space Skull & especially to my dost Suzaan bhai.. Train mein TT sardar se bola "kaha jana hai?" Sardar bola "<br />jaha Raam bhagwan ka janam hua tha" TT: "ticket hai?" Sardar: "nahi" TT: "fir chalo"<br />,Sardar: "<br />kaha?" .. TT: jaha krishna ka janam hua tha- - Jail mei (*_@) -<br /><br /><br />Shayari by a bihari... Dabbe mein dabba, dabbe mein khargossss... Dabbe mein dabba, dabbe mein khargossss... Ramesss ne aankh maari pusssspa behossss....<br /><br />Kyun itni mohbat karte hai tum se, yahi sawal karte hai hamesha apne dil se. Ye dööriyan sahi nai jati hum se, yaad bahut karte hai tumko hum kasam se...<br /><br /><br />Apun ka life ka hai tu pehla love song, Apun tumse bahut love karta i swear to god. Tere liye sab kuch hazir hai just try me, i am u r lover and thats i am gonna be. I just wanna say ek baat to you, aur woh hai k i really really love you!!<br /><br /><br />Ghar se bahar wo Nakab me nikli. Sari gali unki firak me nikli. Inkar karte the wo hamari mohabat se, aur hamari hi tasvir unki kitab se Nikli...<br /><br /><br />.. Dilse hum dillagi kiya nahi karte, yeh dil kisiko diya nahi karte. Dil ko apka wap site pasand agaya, warna hum kisi ko itna Shayari likha nahi karte... (",)<br /><br /><br />Dost kabi dost se khafa nahi hote. Dost bankar kabi juda nahi hote. Maaf karna agar kabi kuch galti hua to, kyonki insan kabi khuda nahi hote...<br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Dost kabi dost se khafa nahi hote. Dost bankar kabi juda nahi hote. Maaf<br /><br /><br />Sapna kabi sakar nahi hota, mohabbat ka koi aakar nahi hota.. Sab kuch ho jata hai iss duniya mein, magar dobara kisi se sacha pyar nahi hota...<br /><br />Yaad aaye kabi to ankhe band na karna. Hum chale b jaye to gam na karna. Yeh zaruri nahi har ristey ka koi naam ho, par dosti ka ehsas dil se kam na karna...<br /><br />Har rishta ek phool jaisa hai, rishto se hi duniya haseen hoti hai. Har dost ek rang jaisa hah, in dosto se hi duniya rangeen hoti hai...<br /><br /><br />Dil dard k sagar me dööb gaya magar, in aankhon se röya na gaya. Itna pyar tha is dil me uske liye, ki uske bagair kaber me bi soya na gaya...!<br /><br /><br />... Baith kar unki julfon k saye me, swarg jaisa anand aaya. Wah wah.. Kambakhat uske bhai ne dekh liya, shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya.. Wah wah wah...<br /><br />Hand in hand, walk an extra mile.. Remember on this earth we are for a while. Smile and make everyone smile, Thats the way to live life in style...<br /><br /><br />Aankhein unchi hui to dua ban gayi, aankhein nichi hui to daya ban gayi.. Jo uth k juki to khafa ban gayi, aur jo juk k uthi to adaa ban gayi...<br /><br /><br /><br />Din me chain nahi, raat ko nind nahi, ang ang me dard wahi,<br />jee na lage kahi, a khuda kya yahi pyar hai? Khuda ne kaha nahi beta, ye MALERIYA ka bukhar hai...<br /><br /><br />Nafrat thi humse to izhar kyun kiya, dena tha zeher to pyar kyun kiya.. Dekar zeher kehte ho pina hi hoga, jab pi gaye zeher to kehte ho jeena hi hoga...<br /><br /><br />Sardar makes shayri:-<br />Raat bhar sms kiya to raat kat gayi, raat bhar sms kiya to raat kat gayi.. Wah wah.. Subah uthkar balance dekha to chaddi phatgayi...<br /><br /><br />Bhulna na hame kabi, hum aapko na bhul payenge.. Naraz na hona hamari shararto se, inhi shararton se hum hamesha aapko yaad ayenge...<br /><br /><br />Beete pal wapas la nahi sakte, sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte. Kabhi kabhi lagtha hai aap hame bhool gaye, par dil kehta hai aap hame bhula nahi sakte...<br /><br /><br />Afsana dil ka lik diya, pehli nazar me use dil diya. Bina soche use apna bana liya, aat tak dund rahe uss kami ko jis wajah se unhone inkar kiya...<br /><br />.. Chaho to dil se humko mita dena, chaho to dil se humko bhula dena, par wada karo.. Jab kabhie yaad aye hamari.. Röna mat sirf gaand me ungli daal k hila dena... (",)<br /><br /><br />Har yaado me usiki yaad rehti hai, meri aankhon ko usi ki talash rehti hai. Kuch tum bi dua karo yaro.. Suna hai dosto ki dua me faristo ki fariyad hoti hai...<br /><br /><br />Sitaro ki bhid se churaya hai aapko, dil se apna dost banaya hai aapko. Is dil ko tutne na dena, kyoki isi dil k kone me chupaya hai aapko...!!<br /><br /><br />Har pyar me aisa mod kyon aata hai, ek sathi dusre ko tanha chod jata hai. Janmo tak sath nibhane wala pyar Begano ki khatir apno ka dil kyon tod jata hai...???<br /><br /><br />Zindgi me kuch sapne saja lena, waqt mein kuch arman jaga lena.. Hum aap ki raho se har dard chura lenge,<br />jab chaho hamari dosti ko aazma lena...<br /><br /><br />.. Bagon mein phool khilte rahenge, raat mein deepak jalte rahenge.. Khuda aapko sari khushian de, baki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge.. (request bej k) (",)<br /><br /><br />Dil to dard k sagar main doob gaya, magar in ankho se rö<br />ya na gaya.. Kuch zakham judai k aise mile, ki phoolo k bistar pe b soya na gaya...<br /><br />Pyar yakeen pe tiki hoti hai, ye deevar badi mushkil se khadi hoti hai. Kabi fursat mile to padna kitab rishto ki, pyar khoon k rishton se b badi hoti hai...<br /><br /><br />Rulane walene akir hame rula diya.. Zehar de kar gehri nind suladiya.. Phir bi koi gam na ta hame.. Dard to tab huwa jab unhone hame buladiya...<br /><br />Jiyo itna k marna mushkil hojaye. Haso itna k rööna mushkil hojaye. Kiseeko chahna achchi baat hai, magar chaho itna k boolna mushkil hojaye...<br /><br /><br />Hum nazar se döör hai aankho se nahi.. Ham khwabon se door hai khayalon se nahi.. Ham dil se door hai, dhadkan se nahi.. Ham aapse door hai, aapke dil se nahi...<br /><br /><br />... Dekha tuje to rööh khush ho gayi, ek kami thi vo bi puri ho gayi.. Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hai ki.. Aadi wasiyon ki nasal khatam ho gayi... (",)<br /><br /><br /><br />Mila hai sabkuch rab se to fariyad kya kare, dil hai pareshan to jazbat kya kare.. Tum kehte ho tumhe yaad nahi karte, bhule hi nahi jinhe, unhe yaad kya kare...<br /><br /><br />Har pal pe apka hi naam hoga, apki har kadam par duniya ka salaam hoga. Mushkilonka samna himath se karna, dekhna ek din waqt bi apka gulam hoga...<br /><br /><br />Hum ek aansu hote to apki ankho se ho kar marna pasand karte, agar aap meri aankhon k aansu hote to vaada hai yaar, hum zindgi bhar nahi rote...!!!<br /><br /><br /><br />.. Kadam kadam pe hawa ki simat ka dhayaan rakhna.. Mushkil waqt mai b dosti ko yaad rakhna.. Hamari yaadon ki khushbo zaror ayegi.. Tum bus apni NAAK saaf rakhna...<br /> <br /><br />.. Jis tarah heere ko heera kaat ta hai, Sone ko sona kaat ta hai, Lohe ko loha kaat ta hai... Theek usi tarah dekh lena, Ek din tumhe.... KUTTA katega... (",)<br /> <br /><br /><br />Ishq ne hame benaam kar diya, har khushi se hume anjaan kar diya.. Hamne kabhi nahi chaha ki ishq hume bhi ho, par unke ek NAZAR ne hame diwana kar diya...<br /><br /><br />Puch lo khuda se aapke liye hi dua mangi, puch lo hawa se aapke liye hi fiza mangi. Aapki har galti k liye humne dua me apne liye hi saza mangi...<br /><br /><br />Mushkil nahi hai ishq ladna, usse bi asaan hai pyar pana.. Phir bi darthey hai pyar karne se.. Kyunki.. Sabse mushkil hai usko bhool pana...<br /><br /><br />Rishtey mil jate hai kahani bankar. Dil mein bas jate hai nishani bankar. Jinhe hum rakhte hai apni aankho mein, kyu nikal jate hai wo paani bankar...<br /><br /><br /><br />... Pyar na raha to wafa kaun karega, dost na raha to dosti kaun karega, khuda salamat rakhe aap ko warna mera Request pura kaun karega??? (",)<br /><br /><br />Aap ki dosti ki ek nazar chahiye.. Dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye.. Bas yuhi sath chalte raho aie dost.. Ye dosti hame umar bhar chahiye...<br /><br /><br />Sardar gifted a card to his Dad on his b'day with a shayri.. 'PHOOL TO BAHUT HAI PAR GULAB JAISA KOI NAHIN, MERE BAAP TO BAHUT HAI PAR AAP JAISA KOI NAHIN...!!!<br /><br /><br />Na ISHQ na PYAR na MOHABBAT yaaro.. Devdaas ki baat maano.. Na chandramukhi na paaro.. Her ladki per Line maaro... (",)<br /><br /><br />Hamne kisi ki yaad me röna chod dia, apni zindgi ko talash karna hi chod dia. Sab beeti hui baate bhuladi hamne, ab dil me manzil basana chod dia.. Kaanto se bhar dete hain log daaman, hamne aangan me phool khilana hi chod dia, kabhi na mangenge kisi se bheek mohabbat ki, isi liye hamne pyaar karna hi chod dia...<br /><br /><br />Zara si bhool kanta ban gayi. Meri wafa he meri saza ban gayi. Dil liya aur khel k tod diya, hamari jaan gayi unki adaa ban gayi...<br /><br /><br /><br />Tarasti nazro k paas ho tum, tadapte dil ki aas ho tum.. Rukte zindgi ki saans ho tum, phiq kaise na kahen, aaj bi mere liye khaas ho tum...<br /><br /><br /><br />Bahut der k baad train chali. Muslim bola- Ya Ali! Hindu bola- Jay Bajarang Bali! Ek insaan bola: Kya Ali,<br />kya Bali, train to baaju wali Chali...<br /><br /><br />.. Raat bhar wo aai nahi Hum hila hila kar so gaye... Jo aai nahi wo BIJLI thi, jo hila rahe the wo PANKHA tha.. Tum bi na yaar kya kya sochte ho...<br /><br /><br /><br />Dil k jazzbat ki awaaz nahi hoti.. Ikraar me suron ki barsat nahi hoti.. Nigahe bayan kar deti hai sari dastan.. Dosti lafzo ki mohtaz nahi hoti...<br /><br /><br /><br />Ek hasi jo hasa de, <br /><br />Ek aasu jo rula de, <br /><br />Ek aarzu jo jaga de, <br /><br />Ek chahat ko samaj le, <br /><br />Har aahat ko jaan le,<br /><br /><br />Usi rishte ka naam hai 'DOSTI' <br /><br /><br />Mushkilo se aapki mulakhat na ho, aap udas beite kabhi aisi baat na ho. Dua hai khushiyo se saje zindagi aapki, hame pukar lena agar koi saath na ho...<br /><br /><br />Khoobsurat hai zindagi khwab ki tarah.. Jane kab tut jay ye kanch ki tarah.. Kisi mod pe agar mulakat ho gai hamari to, Ankhe mat mod dena ajnabi ki tarah...<br /><br />A spicy shayari:-) Laila ki shadi me lafda ho gaya, say wah wah... Laila ki shadi me lafda ho gaya... Majnu itna nacha ki sala langda ho gaya...<br /><br /><br />.. Kisi k paas kuch na ho to hasti hai duniya. Kisi k paas sab kuch ho to jalti hai duniya.. Par humare paas aap jaisa DOST hai, jis k liye tarasti hai duniya...!<br /><br /><br />Majburi humari wo jaan na sake, farmano ko humare wo maan na sake, wo kahete hain humein wo mar k bi chahenge.. Jeete ji hume jo pehchaan na sake...<br /><br /><br />Pyar karo.. Pyar ki koi hadd nahi hoti, do dilo k bich koi sarhad nahi hoti. Dilruba ko to sabhi chahte hain, bewafa ko chahne ki kismat sabhi ki nahi hoti...<br /><br /><br />Yaado ka ye silsila banaye rakhna, pyar kaha hai to rishta nibhaye rakhna. Jaan to nahi mangenge aapse, guzaarish hai pyar, pehchan banaye rakhna...<br /><br /><br /><br />Yado k sahare duniya nahi chalti, bina mile kabhi mehfil nahi banti, ek bar dil se pukaro to dost, Doston ki chahat k bina yeh dhadkan bi nahi chalti...<br /><br /><br /><br />Aakash ke taro me khoya hai jivan sara. Lagta hai pyara hai har ek tara. Un taro me sabse pyara hai ek sitara. Jo is waqt pad raha hai shayari humara...<br /><br /><br />Narad ji kahte hain:-<br />nari nari mat kar. Nari narak ka dwar. Khush bi hogi to kya degi mat mutra ka dwar...<br /><br /><br />Medical shayari- wen u breathe, u respire. Wah wah! Wen u breathe, u respire! Wah wah kya baat hai! Wen u don't breathe, u expire! Subhanallah! Subhanallah!<br /><br /><br />... Arz kiya hai- Sandaas k pani mein tairta hua Goo, Zara gour farmaiyega janaab... Sandaas ke pani mein tairta hua Goo.. Goo se yaad aaya, kaisa hai Tu!!.. (",)<br /><br /><br />Udas na hona, kyuki main saath hu. Saamne na sahi, par aas pass hu. Palko ko band karke, dil se yaad karna, main hamesha aapke liye ek ehsaas hoon...<br /><br /><br />Pyar ka pehla akshar hi adhura hota hai, lekin PYAR se "<br />P" ko nikal do to, "YAR" rah jata hai, aur aap jaise "<br />YAR" ho toh.!. Jindagi se bi pyar ho jata hai...<br /><br />Kuch beete huwe lamhon se mulakat huyi, kuch toote huwe sapnon se baat huyi. Yaad aayi jab hame aapki, tab aankhon se boondon ki barsaat huyi...<br /><br />Tara bola chand se, kitne khush nasib ho jo tume sabhi yaad karte hai. Aur kitne bad nasib hai hum ki log apni chahat k liye hamare tutne ka intezar karte hai...<br /><br /><br />Na khushi na tamanna rakhte hai hum, bas apne hi saye k sang rehte hai hum. Kaise kahe, kaise hai hum, bas yu samajhlo aap khushi hai to bahut kush hai hum...<br /><br /><br />... Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho, mere dil k kitni kareeb ho. Na milte ho na reply karte ho, na call karte ho, kya tum mujse bi kanjoos ho? (",)<br /><br /><br />To - Upar wale ne ek dost banaya hai.. Jise maine aap me paya hai.. Tu mere dil me aisa samaya hai.. Jaise kisine 28"<br />ki Bra me zabardasti 36" ka ghusaya hai.. (",)<br /><br /><br />Khushi har kisi k kareeb nahi hoti, zindagi gamo se door nahi hoti. Dosti ka pyaar saja kar rakh lo, ye dosti har kisi ko naseeb nahi hoti...<br /><br /><br /><br />Zindagi ne har kadam pe imtehan liya, zindagi ne her mod pe dhoka diya. Zindagi se fir b shikayat nahi kyon ki zindagi ne "<br />AAP" jaisa pyara dost to diya...<br /><br />Mana teri pyaar meri kismat me nahi, par meri chahat kisi ki gulam nahi. Mana tujhe bhul pana meri bas me nahi, par meri yaado par kisi aur ka haq nahi...<br /><br /><br />Mana ki dosti me kamzor hai hum par dosto ki tasvir dil me rakte hai hum. Bhale hi apni roz baat na hoti ho, par aap salamat rahe yeh duva karte hai hum...<br /><br /><br />To - pyar karo ge to pagal banoge. Shadi karo ge to sharabi banoge. Divorce devoge to devdas banoge. Hamse dosti karoge to bindas rahoge...<br /><br /><br />Pyar ki usne kadar kaha rakhi hai, dil ki usne khabar kaha rakhi hai. Meine kaha hum mar jayenge aap k pyar me, usne pucha tumhari kabar kaha rakhi hai...<br /><br /><br />Koi dikha k roye. Koi chupa k roye. Hume rulane wale humko rula k roye. Marne ka maza to tab ata hai yaar, jab kaatil bi janaze par aake roye...<br /><br /><br />Hamne socha ab hum bi likenge shayari. Pyar ishq dard se bhari likh daalu ek shayari. Logon ne bi kari khub wah wah, lekin jis k liye likhi thi us jaalim ne phad di woh shayari...<br /><br /><br />Dil jeet le wo jigar hum bi rakhte hai, katl kar de wo nazar hum bi rakhte hai. Wada kiya hai kisi ko hamesha muskrane ka, varna ankho me samundar hum bi rakhte hain...<br /><br /><br /><br />Hamare zakhmo ki vajah bi woh hai.. Hamare zakhmo ki dava bi woh hai.. Woh namak zakhmo pe lagaye to kya hua, mohbt karne ki sazah hi woh hai...<br /><br /><br />Duniya me koi kisi k liye kuch nai karta. Marne wale k sath har koi nai marta. Marne ki baat to dur rahi.. Yahan to zinda hain fir b koi yaad nahi karta...<br /><br /><br />Humne jise chaha usne hame pyar na diya. Jisne hame pyar kiya hamne use dil na diya. Kya kare maut ne hume jine diya aur jindagi ne hame maar diya...<br /><br /><br />Dalne laga mai, chikhne lagi wo, hua dard itna ke sah na saki wo. Taqlif hui itni, boli bahar nikalo, khuda k waste dusri choori dalo...<br /><br />Na jane wo hamse kya chhupati thi, kuchh tha uski hotho pe magar na jane kyu sharmati thi. Jab hamne muh khulvake dekha to pata chala, Saali GUTKHA khati thi...!!<br /><br /><br />Ek hai aasman ka taara, dusra hai samundar ka kinara. Bewafa hai zamana saara, naseeb hai accha hamara, jo mila dost aap jaisa pyaara...<br /><br /><br />Zindagi ek chahat ka silsila hai. Koi mil jata hai, koi bichad jata hai. Jise mangte hai hum, apni duaon mei, vo kisi ko bina mange mil jata hai...<br /><br /><br />Kehne ya sun ne se koi khas ya dil k paas nahin hota hai. Ehsaas aur pyar se he har shqsiyat seene kay aar paar hota hai...<br /><br /><br />Dil dena magar bharosa mat karna.. Muskuraana magar aansu mat bahaana.. Pyar karna magar door mat jana.. Ae dost maar dena magar dhoka mat dena...<br /><br /><br />Yuhi ANKHO se ANSU behte nahi, Kisi aur ko hum apna yaar kehte nahi, Ek tum hi ho jo NAZRO me ruk se gaye.. Varna RUKNE k liye hum kisi ko kehte nahi...<br /><br /><br /><br />BIPASA Desh k har Nagrik ko milni chahiye, BIPASA ko pana Hamara Adhikar hai. BIPASA har sehar har gaav ko milni chahiye.. BIPASA bole to BI jali PA ni SA dak... Kya .. Tum bi na...<br /><br /><br />Jaise taaro k saath akash hai, vaise saccha dost k saath vishwas hai. Dil ki nazro se dhundoge agar, hum har waqt apke pass hai..<br /><br /><br />To - Baal hai tumhare kali raath ki tarah, wah.. Wah.. Wah.. Baal hai tumhare kali raath ki tarah, Dandruff hai usmae sitharon ki tarah..! :-)<br /><br /><br />Phool ki sajavat kali se hoti hai, zindadi ki sajavat pyaar se hoti hai. Pyaar ki sajavat apnonse hoti hai aur apnon ki sajavat aap jaise dost se hi hoti hai...<br /><br /><br /><br />Phoolon ki waadiyon me ho BASERA aapka. Sitaron ke aangan me ho SAVERA aapka. DUA hai ek dost ki ek dost k liye... Aapse bi khubsurat ho NASEEB aapka...<br /><br /><br />To - Mujhe jala dena, chahe daba dena. Par jab my maru to ek ghoont pani pila dena. My taj mahal to nahi chahta, bas meri kabar par ek Girls Hostel banva dena...!!!<br /><br /><br />Nazar mila ke humse nazar chura mat lena,<br />dost bana k humko ajnabhi bana mat dena, mana ki hum dur hai aapse, isi baat ko bahana banake hum ko bula mat dena...<br /><br /><br />Kitni buri lagti hai zindagi jab hum tanhayi mehsus karte hain.. Marne k baad milte hain char kandhe aur jeete jee hum ek kandhe k liye taraste hain...<br /><br /><br />To - Gum me jeene me maza aata hai, garibon k ghar b khuda aata hai. Ek hu hai jo barish ki tarah roz shayari likhte hai aur aapka reply sarkari nal k pani ki tarah aata hai.. (",)<br /><br /><br />Mohabbat me kabi mat padna mere dost, agar padna hai tho dosti pe pado. Kyun ki mohabbat sab kuch luta dethi hai aur dosti lutne se bachati hai...<br /><br /><br />Hum to pehle se hi aapke hai, kya zarurat hai aazmaane ki. Yaad na karo to koi gum nahi, par koshish na karna bhool jaane ki...<br /><br /><br />Kitna bi chaho bhool na paoge hume, jitni door jaoge utni hi nazdeek paoge hume. Mita do chahe yaade hamari, magar kya sapno se juda kar paoge hume...?<br /><br /><br /> aap k liye arz karta hu... Phool murjate ache nahi lagte, aap lund khujate ache nahi lagte.. Umar biti ja rahi hai, Shadi kar lo.. Roj roj bathroom me hilate ache nahi lagte... (",)<br /><br /><br />To - Kya kahen ki kuch kaha nahin jata, dard mitah hai par saha nahin jata. Dosti hogayi hai is qadar apse ki, bina shayari likhe humko raha nahi jata.. :-)<br /><br /><br />Jab tak phool me khushbu hai.. Tab tak patang ati rahti hai.. Jab tak mere dil me dhadkan hai, ye yaar.. Tumhari yaad ati rehti hai..!<br /><br /><br />12.02.2008 10:31, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br />Taras jaoge tum mehfil-e-wafa k liye,<br />kisi se pyar na kar khuda k liye. Jab lagegi ishQ ki adalat ek din, tum hi chune jaoge saza k liye...<br /><br /><br />12.02.2008 10:01, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Ek hasrat thi saccha pyar pane ki magar na jane kyun chal padi andhiyan zamane ki. Hamare ghum koi na samaj paye kyun ki hamari aadat thi hamesha muskurane ki...<br /><br /><br />12.02.2008 09:58, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Mohabbath me zarasi kasak zaroori hai. Shikayaton k gulon ki mehek zaroori hai. Koi sawal karoon main tumse to naaraz mat hona. Kyon ki sachche pyar me thoda sa shak zarooree hai...<br /><br /><br />12.02.2008 09:54, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Hasakar rulane wale hum nahi. Dilme basakar bhulane wale hum nahi. Chahe man me jo bi samajlo aap, dost banakar dhoka dene wale hum nahi...<br /><br /><br />12.02.2008 09:51, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Apki yadon k rahte hum tanha nahi. Apko hum yad na kare aisa koi lamha nahi. Apki yadein he apka ehsas hai. Har waqt lagta hai aap hamare paas hai...<br /><br /><br />12.02.2008 09:37, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Rulake hame wo khush reh payenge! Saat me nahi to mere jane k baad muskurayenge. Aye khuda unhe kabi dard na dena, hum to seh gaye wo to tut k bikhar jayenge...<br /><br /><br />12.02.2008 09:28, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Ek din ja rahi hai zindgi ki, ek din aa raha hai zindgi ka, ye math socho kitni din hai zindgi me, ye socho kitni zindgi hai ek din me...<br /><br /><br />12.02.2008 09:26, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Chahe koi hame saza E maut dede, magar pehle mehboob ka deedaar dede. Hum to zaher peene k liye b taiyaar hain... Magar o pyala koi mere mehboob k haat dede...<br /><br /><br />12.02.2008 09:22, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Yahi to khubsurt dosti ka vaada hai, jo bina kisi shart ke kiya jata hai, rahe duriya darmiya to parwah nahi, Dost ko har pal dil se yaad kiya jata hai...!<br /><br /><br />12.02.2008 07:26, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />To - Aapki smile ne kya jadoo chala diya, arre aapki smile ne kya jadoo chala diya, CoMa se jaage Mareez ko dara k haMesha k liye sula diya...! (",)<br /><br /><br />10.02.2008 09:27, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Pyar shayad zindgi hoti hai, jo har dil mein basi hoti hai, waise to jee lete hai sabhi akele magar, phir bhi zarurat iski har kisi ko hoti hai...<br /><br /><br />10.02.2008 09:23, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Dosti se qimti koi jaagir nahi hoti, dosti se khoobsurat koi tasvir nahi hoti,<br />dosti yun to hai ek kachha dhaga, magar is dhage se mazboot koi zanjeer nahi hoti...<br /><br /><br />10.02.2008 09:20, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Ae zindagi yu mujse daga na kar, main zinda rahu ye dua na kar.. Koi dekhta hai use to hoti hai jalan, ae hawa tu bi use zyada chhua na kar...<br /><br /><br />10.02.2008 07:42, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Woh waqt wo lamhe ajeeb honge, Duniya mein hum khush-<br />naseeb honge, dur se jab itna yaad karte hain USKO, kya hoga... Jab vo hamare kareeb honge...!<br /><br /><br />10.02.2008 07:40, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Har aahat pe teri talash hai. Dur hokar bi tu mere paas hai. Na dhor jayo hamse itna ke hamare Dil humse puche, ki dhadhkan kiske pass hai...<br /><br /><br />10.02.2008 07:37, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Baakhi kuch na raha ab zamane me, zindagi guzar gayee apko pane me, ab to karlo mere pyar par yaqeen warna zindagi beet jayegi sirf aazmane me...!<br /><br /><br />10.02.2008 07:35, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Sapne saare tod lar baithe hai, dil k armaan chod kar baithe hai. Na kijiye humse wafa ki baate, abi abi dil k tukde jod kar baithe hai...<br /><br /><br />09.02.2008 14:36, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Dilse phool bankar hum mehekna jante hai, muskurake hum gum bhulana jante hai, log khush hote hai humse kyonki, bina mile hi hum rishta nibhana jante hai...<br /><br /><br />09.02.2008 14:33, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Tere palko pe khab rakh jaye koi, tere saso pe naam likh jaye koi, chalo vaada karo humse, bhul na jana hume, agar dost humse acha tumhe mil jaye koi...<br /><br /><br />09.02.2008 14:30, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Kinare kinare pe mat chalo, kinara thoot jayega, kisi paraye k peeche math bhago, isi me koi apna choot jayega...<br /><br /><br />09.02.2008 11:02, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Meri dosti ka hisab jo lagawoge, tho meri dosti ko behisab pawoge, pani k bulbule jaisi hai zindagani meri, zara si chot lagi tho dhundthe reha jawoge..<br /><br /><br />09.02.2008 09:49, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Mere saamne soyee the wo, kisi k khayalo me khoyi thi wo. Socha jaga dun chedkar usko, phir dil me khyal aya, kya pata mere he khyalo me khoyee hai wo...<br /><br /><br />08.02.2008 07:27, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Dur reh kar kareeb rehne ki aadat hai hume, yaad bankar ankho se behne ki aadat hai hume, kareeb na hote bhi kareeb paoge, ehsaas bankar DIL me rehne ki adat hai hume...<br /><br /><br />08.02.2008 07:25, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Tujhe bhulne ka kabi honsla na hua, dur reh kar bi tu mujse juda na hua. Tujse mil k hum kisi se kya milte, koi tumara jaisa is jahan me na hua...<br /><br /><br />08.02.2008 07:22, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Jis din se juda woh humse hue, is dil ne dhadakna chod diya, hai chaand ka mooh bi utra utra, shayad taaro ne chamakna chod diya...<br /><br /><br />08.02.2008 07:20, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />To - Jali ko aag kehte hai, Bujhi ko rakh kehte hai, Cobra ko naag kehte hai, Garden ko bag kehte hai. Jo tumhare pas nai hai jani, usey Dimaag kehte hai... (",)<br /><br /><br />07.02.2008 15:09, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Gam k sagar mein kabi dööb na jana, raho pe chal k manzil na pao to toot na jana. Zindagi mein agar dost ki kami mehsus ho to, hum zinda hain ye bhul na jana...<br /><br /><br />07.02.2008 15:05, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />To - Paan me chuna nahi to khane ka maja nahi ata, baho me ladki nahi to sone ka maja nahi ata. Ek baat aise bi hai yaar, tuje yaad kiye bina muje Sandaas nahi ata... (';')<br /><br /><br />07.02.2008 09:35, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Zamane ki har jannat tere liye hogi, ye asma ye zami tere liye hogi.. Mujse keh bi na paoge usse pehle, mere hisse ki har khushi tere liye hogi...<br /><br /><br />07.02.2008 09:31, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Din bit jate hai suhani yade chhodkar,<br />bate rah jati hai ek kahani bankar, lekin aap jaise dost to hamesha dil me rahenge ek mithi si yaad bankar...<br /><br /><br />07.02.2008 09:29, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />In exam student wrote in answer sheet "Gaai hamari mata hai, hame kuch nahi ata hai". Evaluator wrote a note "Bail hamara baap hai marks dena paap hai" :-)<br /><br /><br />06.02.2008 15:49, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Log ishq karte hai bade shor k sath.. Hum ne bi kiya bade joor k sath.. Per ab karenge thode gaur k sath.. Kyun ki usko dekha kal kisi aur k sath...<br /><br /><br />06.02.2008 15:46, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Mahek uski aaj bi meri sanso me hai, har ek ada uski meri in ankhon me hai, wo bhale mita de dilse mera wajud, magar uski jagah aaj b meri har yaado me hai...<br /><br /><br />06.02.2008 15:44, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Biwi moti kabi baahon me nahi ati. Soch choti kabi jawani me nahi ati. Dil pahaar hai mera, fakr hai koi chad nahi sakta. Tujhmein kaise dub gaya yeh pareshaani nahi jaati...<br /><br /><br />06.02.2008 15:41, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Paakar khushiyan behek jaate hai hum, Paakar ghum bi muskrate hai hum, tanhayiyon me jabbi yaad aati hai aapki.. Zamane ko kya khud ko bi bhool jaate hai hum...!!<br /><br /><br />06.02.2008 15:38, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Waqt bahut kam hai saath bitane k liye, isko na gavana kabi ruthane manane me. DOSTI to hamne bana hi li hai apse, bas thoda sa saath de dena ise nibhane k liye...<br /><br /><br />06.02.2008 15:35, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Ae dard mujhe tera hi sahara hai, zakhmo k siwa ab kaun hamara hai. Log to darte hai maut k aa jane se, hamein to zindagi ne hi badi bedardi se mara hai...<br /><br /><br />06.02.2008 15:32, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Muskurakar mila karo humse, kuch kaha kuch suna karo humse,<br />Baat karne se he pyaar badti hai janaab, Roz nahi to kabi kabi yaad kiya karo Dilse...<br /><br /><br />06.02.2008 15:28, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Mann me tumhari har baat rahegi, basti choti hai magar abaad rahegi, chahe hum bhulade zamane ko, tumhari ye pyari c dosti aakhri saans tak yaad rahegi...<br /><br /><br />06.02.2008 14:51, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Dete hain kyon yeh dard bas hami ko. Kya samjhenge woh in aankhon ki nami ko. Laakhon deewane ho jis chand k, Woh kya mehsoos karenge ek taare ki kami ko...<br /><br /><br />06.02.2008 14:48, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Sabhi ko sab kuch nahi milta, nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta.. Yeh dil walo ki duniya hai ajeeb, kisi ko dil se chaho toh woh usse kabhi nahi milta...<br /><br /><br />06.02.2008 10:42, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />To - Har khushi mein aap ki baat karte hai. Aap salamat rahe yehi fariyad karte hai. Paas ana mumkin nahi abhi, isliye shayari se he salam karte hai...<br /><br /><br />06.02.2008 10:34, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />To - Pyar ne kitno ko nikamma bana diya, kisi ko Salim kisi ko Salma bana diya. Aap to bade ustad nikle, padosi ki biwi ko do bachho ki Amma bana diya... (",)<br /><br /><br />05.02.2008 07:19, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Tanhai me muskurana ishq hai.. Ek baat ko sabse chupana ishq hai, yun to neend nahi aati hai raat bhar, magar sote sote jaag jana ishp hai...<br /><br /><br />05.02.2008 07:12, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Dil jab tut_ta hai to awaz nahi aati, har kisi ko mohabat raas nahi aati. Ye to apne-apne nasib ki baat hai, koi bhulta hi nahi aur kisiko yaad hi nahi aati...<br /><br /><br />05.02.2008 07:09, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Saath chod k kabi hum se juda mat hona. Wafa chahiye tum se bewafa mat hona.. Root jaye sari duniya hum se.. Magar kabi hum se juda mat hona...<br /><br /><br />05.02.2008 07:07, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Kisiko dil se na nikaalna.. Kisike paas aake door mat jana.. Log dil toh thod dete hain par unhe yeh nahi pata ki toota huwa dil leke hum kaise ji sakte hain...<br /><br /><br />05.02.2008 07:05, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Teri har subah muskurati rahe, teri har shaam gungunati rahe.. Tu jise bi mile is tarah se mile ki, har milne wale ko teri yaad satati rahe...<br /><br /><br />05.02.2008 07:02, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale, tera har dard sahenge tu kahe na kahe, hum chahte hai ki tu sada kush rahe,<br />us khushi me hum rahe ya na rahe...<br /><br /><br />05.02.2008 07:00, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Insurance wale bi kya gazab dhate hai, insurance wale bi kya gazab dhate hai, logon ki Patniyon k paas ghanto baitkar unke Pati k marne k fayde batate hain... (",)<br /><br /><br />04.02.2008 06:44, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Gumsum si nigahon me khawab hum jaga denge, Sooni si rahon me phool hum bicha denge, Hamare sang muskura kar to dekhiye, Hum apke har gum bhula denge...<br /><br /><br />04.02.2008 06:41, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Roshni hu to diya jalta hai, Shamma hu to parwana jalta hai,<br />Rishte na hu to dil jalta hai, Rishte aap jaiso se hu to zamana jalta hai...<br /><br /><br />04.02.2008 06:39, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Teri arzu ne diwana bana diya. Roye the na kabhi par tune rula diya. Tujhe hamari yaad na ayi hogi par hamne apki yaad me khud ko bhula diya...<br /><br /><br />04.02.2008 06:36, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Todays Girlfrnd says to her Boyfrnd in FANAA style: "<br />Tere paiso ko meri purse me panaah mil jaye, mere ishq me teri daulat fanaa ho jaaye. Subhanallha..."<br /><br /><br />04.02.2008 06:34, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Mil jaye har koi yuhi raho me to kaise pata chale ki intzaar kya hota hai. Tadap k dekho kisi ki chahat me to pata chale pyaar kya hota hai...<br /><br /><br />04.02.2008 06:31, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Kehne ko hamare paas shabd nai hai, likne ko naya shayari nai hai, par dil se ek baat zarur aati hai, apna khyal rakhiyega kyu ki hamare paas aap jaisa dusra Dost nahi hai...<br /><br /><br />04.02.2008 06:29, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />To - Wada to nahi karte dosti nibhaynge, kosish yahi rahegi apko nahi satayenge, jarurat pade to dilse pukarna, HAGTE bi rahe to bina gand dhoye chale aayenge... (';')<br /><br /><br />03.02.2008 16:51, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Her khushi dil k karib nahi hoti, jindagi gamose dur bi nahi hoti, ae dost apni DOSTI ko sambhal kar rakhna, achi DOSTI her kisi k nasib me nahi hoti...<br /><br /><br />03.02.2008 15:28, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Jab hamari dosti itni khubsurat ban gayi, apki hasi ankho ki roshni ban gayi, apke bina itne tanha ho gaye ki, apke yaade dil ki dhadkan ban gayi....<br /><br /><br />03.02.2008 15:25, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Tute huve phul khushbu de jaate hai,<br />beete huve pal yaade de jaate hai. Har dost ka andaz apna-apna hai, koi hasi ke phul to koi gham ke sagar de jaate hai...<br /><br /><br />03.02.2008 14:48, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Na kabi chupaya ki pyar kitna hai. Na kahi jataya ki dard kitna hai. Bas ek hame aur ek uss khuda ko hai malum k apse mulaqat ka intzar kitna hai...<br /><br /><br />03.02.2008 14:41, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Rohi to - Dil se aapka khayal jata nahi, aapke siwa koi yaad aata nahi, hasrat hai roz aapko dekhu, par kambakt... Woh Bandarwalla apko roz lata nahi... (';')<br /><br /><br />03.02.2008 11:02, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Jab jab aapse milne ki ummeed nazar aayi,<br />mere pairon me zanjir nazar aayi, gir pade aansu aankh se, aur har ek aansu me aapki taswir nazar aayi...!!<br /><br /><br />03.02.2008 10:59, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Aankho se dur tumhe kar nahi paye, bahot kosish ki par bhula nahi paye, sath bitaye sare pal roz yaad aaye, kash wo sare din wapas laut aaye..!!!<br /><br /><br />03.02.2008 10:53, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Zindgi bhar jo mere saat chalgaye hote, ye mohbbat k gham ek pal me tal gaye hote: Khuda ki kasam wafao pe elzam ajata: jo tumhari taraha ham bi badalgaye hote...<br /><br /><br />03.02.2008 10:48, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Kuch rishte anjane me he ho jate hai, pehle dil fir zindgi se jud jate hai, kehte hai us daur ko dosti, jisme log zindgi se bi zyada pyare ho jate hai...<br /><br /><br />03.02.2008 08:29, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Ishq dariya hai, jiska koi sahil nahi hota. Har dil mohabt k kaabil nahi hota. Rota wo bi hai,jo duba ishq-e-sagar me.. aur rota wo bi hai jise ishq hasil nahi hota...<br /><br /><br />02.02.2008 17:19, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Lehrai hai julfe ki rahgir to dekho,Dil jisme kaid hai vohi janjir to dekho,Fir muje sok se keh le na Deewana yaro....Pehle mere mehboob tasvir to dekho,=>Apani sanso ki har lahar me apko rakhte hai.Hardam milne ki fariyad karte hai.Jab bhi palak jabake tumhari samaj lena hum tumhe yaad karte hai. <br /><br /><br />Boy: Phool ho gulab ka jiske kaante na ho, ladki ho 16 ki jiske jhate naho.. Girl: Gulab k phool me log kaante nahi dekhte, p**sy marnewale jhate nahi dekhte... (';')<br /><br /><br />02.02.2008 15:49, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Hum Se Door Hokar Bhi Hamare Paas Ho Tum, Is Suni Zindagi Ki Aas Ho Tum. Kaun Kehta Hai Hum Saath Nahi Hai, Saanso Ki Tarah Dil K Aas-Paas Ho Tum...<br /><br /><br />02.02.2008 15:37, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Youn to koi bi tanha nahi hota, chah kar kisi se juda nai hota. Mohabt ko majbooriya he le dubti hai, warna koi khushi se bewafa nahi hota...<br /><br /><br />02.02.2008 15:33, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Hum Ne B Ishq Kiya Ta, Par Kya Karte, Jin Par Hum Fida Te O Gairon Pe Marte Te... Hum To Gairon Ko B Maar Daalte, Par Kya Karte Gairon K Saath O B Marte...<br /><br /><br />02.02.2008 09:51, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Chand ki chandni shayad madham padjaye! Phulon ki khushbu shayad fiki padjaye! Par hamari dosti mehkti rahe, shayad zindgi k lamhe kam padjaye... <br /><br />02.02.2008 09:48, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Jeete the kabi hum bi shaan se, mehek uti thi fiza kisi k naam se, par guzre hain hum kuch aise mukaam se, ki nafrat si hogayi hain mohabbat k naam se..!!<br /><br /><br />02.02.2008 09:46, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Gham kaise bi ho mit jaate hain, zakhm kaise bi ho bhar jaate hain. Par dosti aur pyar mein dhoke k zakhm, bhar to jata hai par nishaan reh jaata hai...<br /><br /><br />02.02.2008 09:43, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan to - Tajmahal kya chiz hai dost, hum tumhare liye usse badi mahal banwaenge! Shahajahaan ne usme murda dafnaya tha, Hum tumhe usme zinda dafnaege... :-)<br /><br /><br />02.02.2008 09:02, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Pyar se pyar karna bi ek nasha hai, Dil leke dil dena bi ek nasha hai, Dil me dard to hota hai dost, Magar us dard ko pee jana bi ek nasha hai...<br /><br /><br />02.02.2008 08:59, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Bina jane pahchane ikrar na kijeye, muskrakar dil ko bekrar na kijeye, gulaab bi de jate hai jakhm gahra kabi kabi, har gulab par yu etbaar na kijiye...<br /><br /><br />02.02.2008 08:56, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />AAMIR say's in FANAA,<br />phool hun gulab ka chameli ka mat samjhna, aashiq hoon aapka apni saheli ka na samajhna. But in real life guyz say:- Phool to phool hai agar gulab nahi to chameli he sahi, aashiq to aapke hain magar aap nahi to aapki saheli he sahi...<br /><br /><br />01.02.2008 08:06, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Afsana meri mohbat ka sunao kaise, Chot lagi hai dil pe zamane ko dikhao kaise.. Taqdir me likhe hai ansu zindgi bhar, phir kisi mehfil me muskurao kaise...<br /><br /><br />01.02.2008 08:03, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Muje miljati sapno ki shehjadi, agar mushraf ki beti se hoti meri shadi... Hota kashmir samasya ka samadaan, milta dhahej me pura pakistaan...! :-)<br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan to - Arz kiya hai. Samundar me pani, pani me fish. Wah wah. Samundar me pani, pani me fish. Wah wah. Tujhko Namaste, teri girl friend ko Kiss. Ha. Ha...<br /><br /><br />30.01.2008 10:03, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan- Lakh yaarar di yaari nealoo Ik hani di yaari changi ishq di baazi jitta naion ishq di baazi haari changi...<br /><br /><br />30.01.2008 10:00, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan- Mandiro me hath jode jate hai. Masjido me hath failaye jaate hain, Dosti hi ek jazba aisa hai,jaha hath jode ya failaye nahi,<br />milaye jate hai...<br /><br /><br />30.01.2008 09:54, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan- Aankh me nasha hai! Baat me mazaa hai! Chaal me ada hai! Andaz me juda hai! Pyar me wafa hai! Are isliye to aap k DOSTI pe hum FIDA hai...<br /><br /><br />30.01.2008 09:50, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan- Dosti dil hai,<br />Dimag nahi... Dosti soch hai, Aawaz nahi...Koi aankho se nahi dekh sakta dosti ka jazba.. Kyunki dosti ehsaas hai, Andaz nahi...<br /><br /><br />30.01.2008 09:47, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan to - Pyar pasand se, khushi har ek se, rishtey apno se, mohabbat mehboob se, ishq aashiq se, magar DOSTI dil se, jo humne ki hai aapse :-)<br /><br /><br />30.01.2008 09:44, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan- Nasha jaruri hai zindagi k liye, par sirf sharab hi nahi hai bekhudi k liye. Kisi k mast nigahon me dööb k dekhiye,<br />bada hasin samundar hai khudkushi k liye...<br /><br /><br />30.01.2008 09:40, suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan- Pal pal teri yaad ati rahegi, har pal jaan jati rahegi,<br />jab tak yeh saanse chalti rahegi, har saans teri dosti nibhati rahegi...!<br /><br /><br />30.01.2008 09:37, suzaan<br /><br />Suzaan- Tere hasi k aage,mere ansu kuch nahi. Tere khushi k aage mere ghum kuch nahi. Tu jaha rahe khush rahe, teri DOSTI k aage meri zindagi kuch nahi...<br /><br />safyway.com/Suzaan-ki-haveli<br /><br />BREAKING NEWS: Latest sponsor appointed for the Indian cricket team- WHISPER ULTRA, as the team is passing thru its worst PERIOD...!!!<br /><br /><br />26.03.2008 09:58, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Zindgi ko ek rangin kalpna samjho, subah ko sach raat ko sapna samjho.. Bhulna chahte ho sabhi gamo ko tho, zindgi me ir "<br />DOST" ko apna samjo...<br /><br /><br />26.03.2008 09:56, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Bhul k b kisiko na rulana, zindgi me sabko hasana, dushman ko b gale lagana.. Phir b koi gham de to mere ko phone lagana.."TAPKA DENGE" sale ko...<br /><br /><br />26.03.2008 09:51, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Bhul jane ka hosla na hoga, dur rehkar b dil tumse juda na hoga, tumse milkar kisi our se kya mile,<br />koi tumhare jaisa koi dusra na hoga...<br /><br /><br />26.03.2008 09:48, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Kisi khushnasib ki taqdir ho tum, khwabon ki sachi tasvir ho tum, aur kya kahe tumhari shan mein, mere hathon pe dosti ki lakeer ho tum...<br /><br /><br />26.03.2008 09:32, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Ajnabi banke koi zindgi me aaya tha.. Yun laga jaise wo mera he saaya tha.. Mil gaye wo to huwa yeh mehsoos.. Pehle jo b mila wo paraya tha..!<br /><br /><br />26.03.2008 09:28, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Doori ho to ehsas hota hai, dost k bina jiwan kitna udaas hota hai.. Umar ho apki sitaro jitni lambi, aisa dost kahan har kisi k pas hota hai.. For Suzaan bhai & Vikas anna..<br /><br /><br />26.03.2008 09:25, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Dilki aawaz se nagme badal jate hai, sath na de to apne badal jate hai, palke b jara sambhalke jhapkna kyoki palke jhapkne se aksar sapne badal jate hai...<br /><br /><br />26.03.2008 09:22, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Pyar aur dosti me itna fark paya hai, pyar ne sahara diya, dost ne sath nibhaya hai.. Kis rishte ko gehra kahu yaro, ek ne zindgi to dusre ne jina sikhaya hai...<br /><br /><br />26.03.2008 09:20, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Dhoka Mila jab pyaar mein.Zindagi Mein udaasi cha gayi.Socha tha chod denge is raah ko.Kambakht usi din college Mein nayi Ladki aa gai! For my Friends <br /><br /><br />Dost ki galiyo me koi gam na ho, humari ye dosti kabhi kam na ho, bas yehi dua tum khush raho kya pata ye sms bhejne wala kal ho na ho.. For u SAVI<br /> <br /><br /><br />Aksar jab hum aapko yaad karte hai,apne rab se yahi fariyaad karte hai,umar hamari bhi lag jaye aapko,kyoki hum aap ko khud se zyada pyar karte the....For Suzaan & Rohit<br /> <br /><br /><br />a cute love story- a guy had cancer & he had only 1 month 2 live.He liked a girl working in a cd shop very much, but he didn tell her abt his luv. Everyday he used 2 go 2 d cd shop & buy a cd 2 talk 2 her. After a month he died. When d girl went & asked about him, his mom told he died. She took her 2 his room. she saw all d cds not open & d girl cried. U know why?... She had kept her love letters inside d cd 2 let him know how much she luvd him!.. For u SAVI... <br /><br /><br />Today's HOT NEWS, serious fight between indian players n pakistan players for window seat in aeroplane.........<br /> <br /><br /><br />Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao; Sachin ko PEPSI pilao; Dhoni ko BRYLCREAM lagwao; Ganguly ko Chavanpras khilao; Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao; Lekin Madarchodo ko criket mat khilwao...<br /><br /><br />24.03.2008 17:37, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Hey friends... If u hav old chappals, stones, spoilt eggs, rotten tomatoes, please star collecting... Team india is coming back! Ooh ha INDIA aaya INDIA !!!<br /><br /><br />24.03.2008 15:45, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Fresh raho close up ki tarah, Smart raho red rose ki tarah, Tension free raho children ki tarah.. Aur shayri likhte raho meri tarah... (",)<br /><br /><br />24.03.2008 10:38, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Din bit jate hai suhani yade de kar. Bate reh jati hai kahani bankar. Par dost to hamesha dil k karib rahenge.. Kabi muskan to kabi aankho ka pani bankar...<br /><br /><br />24.03.2008 10:30, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Ho apki life me khushiyo ka mela, kabi na aaye koi b jhamela, sada sukhi rahe apka basera, i wish u a very Happy, Nice & Refreshing SAVERA...<br /><br /><br />24.03.2008 10:27, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. E dost tu b likha kar shayri.. Meri tarah tera b naam ho jayega.. Log fekenge ande, tamatar; to shaam ki sabzi ka intezam ho jayega...!! Wah! Wah! ....(",)<br /><br /><br />23.03.2008 15:44, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehta hai, har yaar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai.. Do pal jo yaar ki baho me guzare ho, marte dum tak vo lamha yaad rehta hai...<br /><br /><br />23.03.2008 09:46, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Kuch aansu hote hai jo behte nahi, log apne pyar k bina duniya me rahte nahi.. Unhe b pyar hai humse par jaane kyon humse woh kehte nahi...<br /><br /><br />23.03.2008 09:40, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Apni dosti woh patli sandaas nahi jo girkar bikhar jati hai, yeh to woh kadak lendi hai jo dus bar pani dalnepar b apna nishan chod jati hai... (",)<br /><br /><br />22.03.2008 17:17, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Kabr ki mitti utha k le gaya koi, isi bahane hume chukar gaya koi.. Tanhai aur andhere me khush the hum to, lekin fir se intezar karne ki wajah de gaya koi...<br /><br /><br />22.03.2008 14:59, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Yaadon main humara ehsaas rakhna, nazron se door sahi dik k pass rakhna.. Ye nahi kehte k sath raho, door hi sahi par yaad rakhna...<br /><br /><br />22.03.2008 14:56, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Mistakes r many, appologies r few. Hurts r many, shoulders to lean r few. Frnds r many but true ones r few...<br /><br /><br />22.03.2008 09:39, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Dil k kone se ek aawaz aati hai, hame har pal unki yaad aati hai.. Dil puchta hai bar-<br />bar humse, jinhe hum yaad karte hai, kya unhe b hamari yaad aati hai..!!<br /><br /><br />22.03.2008 09:37, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Kisne kaha ki sharab me nasha hai, kisne kaha ki sharab me nasha hai.. Agar sharab me nasha hai tho bottal kyon seedha kada hai..?<br /><br /><br />22.03.2008 09:34, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Milte hai achche dost sirf khushnasibo ko, hamari kismat se jalna chhod do, agar tamanna ho milne ki hamare Dost se, to bas nazar aaine ki or mod lo!<br /><br /><br />22.03.2008 09:32, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Ek lamha jo baar baar satata hai, na jaane yeh dil kya chahta hai.. Kaash tum hote hamari nazron k saamne par yeh kaash,<br />kaash hi reh jaata hai...?...<br /><br /><br />22.03.2008 09:26, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Tumse milne ki chahat hamesha rahegi, tumhe bhoolkar ye zindgi na rahegi.. Teri meri dosti tub tak rahegi, jab tak ye duniya salamat rahegi...<br /><br /><br />22.03.2008 09:23, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Usne utari saree- fir aayi peticoat ki bari, blouse to pehle hi diya tha utar.. Tu excited mat ho yaar ye tha kapde sukhane ka TAAR... (",)<br /><br /><br />21.03.2008 10:02, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Dewane hum tuje b bana denge, dil me tere pyar k shama jala denge.. Bano chahe pathar dil jitna b aap, par yadon se apni tujhe b rula denge... <br /><br />21.03.2008 09:54, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Kisi ko yaad karna kisi ko yaad aana naseeb mein hota hai,<br />Dil unhi ko yaad karta hai jo dil k bahut kareeb hota hai...<br /><br /><br />21.03.2008 09:50, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li, rahe dono khamosh par baat karli.. Mohabbat ki fiza ko jab khush paya, in aankho ne ro ro k barsaat kar li...<br /><br /><br />21.03.2008 09:46, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Hamara har lamha chura lia apne, ankho ko ek chand dikha dia apne.. Hame zindgi to di kisi aur ne, par itni dosti de kar jeena sikha diya apne...<br /><br /><br />21.03.2008 09:42, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Kash unke saath wo pal bitaye na hote, jinko yaad kar aaj yeh aansu aaye na hote.. Is tarah dur jana hi tha, to itni gehrai se wo dil mein samaye na hote...<br /><br /><br />21.03.2008 09:40, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Two really good lines. "Aankho me hain aasu, honto par dard soya hai, dekne wala kya jane ki hasne wala kitna röya hai"..!!<br /><br /><br />21.03.2008 09:37, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Two really good lines. "Aankho me hain aasu, honto par dard soya hai, dekne wala k<br /><br /><br />21.03.2008 09:35, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Pal hi aisa tha ki hum inkar na kar paye, Zamane k dar se ikrar na kar paye.. Na thi jinke bina zindgi munasib, Chod diya sath unhone aur hum ek sawal b na kar paye...<br /><br /><br />21.03.2008 09:32, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Door se hi woh salaam kar gaye, apni yaadon ka hame ghulaam kar gaye.. Apni zindgi girvi rakh kar khaeeda tha jise, aaj woh hi hame nilaam kar gaye...<br /><br /><br />21.03.2008 09:29, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Ishq kya cheez hai kabi kar k to dekho, Do pal kisi k liye marke to dekho.. Yu hi diwana nahi kehte hai ashiko ko, kabi ghum me haso to kushi me roke to dekho...<br /><br /><br />21.03.2008 09:26, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Roya hai dil aankh muskurai hai, yun hi humne wafa nibhai hai.. Jo na ek lamha humein de paye, unke khatir humne saari umar gavai hai...<br /><br /><br />21.03.2008 09:23, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Shaam hai, shama hai aur sama b hai.. Tum ho, main hoon aur dil jawan b hai.. Pass aa jaao ab aur na satao zalim, snacks manga liye hain, aur chai garam b hai... (",)<br /><br /><br />20.03.2008 16:26, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Bure Din ho khallas, Aane wale Din ho zhakas.. Aap na ho udas, Aap rahe Bindas, yeh DUA hai khas, Har khushi ho apke paas...!!!<br /><br /><br />20.03.2008 09:39, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Tanhai me khudko kabi khone na dena, in jheelsi ankho ko kabi rone na dena.. Bahut hi khas hai aap hamare liye, is khayal ko apne dilse kabhi door hone na dena...<br /><br /><br />20.03.2008 09:36, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Mohabat sabko miljaye ye zaruri to nai, wo b hame chahe ye zaruri to nai.. Kuch log bahut yaad ate hai dil ko, hum b unki yaad ban jaye ye zaruri to nai...<br /><br /><br />20.03.2008 09:32, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Pyar k WADON ko yuhi nibhate rahenge, HUM har waqt APKO satate manate rahenge.. DUA karo k umar lambi ho hamari, warna HUM ANSU bankar APKE ankho me aate rahenge...<br /><br /><br />20.03.2008 09:29, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Naraz hai wo k hum mehfil mein unki baatein hazaaron se karte hai, kya khabar hai unhe ki hum tanhai mein b unki taareef sitaaron se karte hai...<br /><br /><br />20.03.2008 09:27, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Phool ki shurvat kali se hoti hai, zindgi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai.. Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai, aur Saal ki shuruvat Gudi padwa se hoti hai... HAPPY GUDI PADWA to all d visitors of Suzaan ki Haweli...<br /><br /><br />19.03.2008 15:28, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Pathar se na marro INDIAN PLAYERS ko.. Pathar se na maro INDIAN PLAYERS ko.. Nuclear ka zamana hai BOMB se Udado Sallo ko.... HO HA INDIA, VAPAS AAJAA INDIA...<br /><br /><br />19.03.2008 10:06, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Ye zindgi b na jane kitna mod deti hai, har mod pe naye sawal deti hai.. Dhundte rehte hai hum jawab zindgi bhar, jawab mil jaye toh sawal badal deti hai...<br /><br /><br />19.03.2008 10:01, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Yun to zindgi me ajeeb se mod ayenge, kabi khushi to kabi gham layenge.. Rakna khud ko sambhal k, kyo ki aap hasenge to hum b muskurayenge...<br /><br /><br />19.03.2008 09:58, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Mere dard ko kis ne dekha hai, jisne dekha hai sirf mujhe dekha hai.. Aksar roota hoon tanhaion mein, mehfil mein logo ne mujhe sirf haste dekha hai...<br /><br /><br />19.03.2008 09:55, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Jeet ki zarorat mehfil me hoti hai. Pyar ki zarorat dil me hoti hai.. Bin dosti k adhuri hai a zindgi, kyonki dost ki zarorat har pal me hoti hai...<br /><br /><br />19.03.2008 09:52, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Mohabbat ko majburi ka naam mat dena, haqiqat ko haadse ka naam mat dena.. Agar dil me pyar ho kisi k liye, toh use dosti ka naam mat dena...<br /><br /><br />18.03.2008 11:04, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Phoolon ki tareef sab karte hain, badi mushkil se log kaanton pe gaur karte hain.. Maali tho sirf naam ke hote hain, phoolon ki hifazat tho kaante hi karte hain...<br /><br /><br />18.03.2008 11:00, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Haste rahe aap hazaron k beech me, jaise hasta hai Phool Baharo k beech me.. Roshan ho aap Duniya me is tharah, jaise hota hai Chand Sitaron k beech me... Adaab! Adaab!<br /><br /><br />18.03.2008 10:56, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Haste rahe aap hazaron k beech me, jaise hasta hai Phool Baharo k beech me.. Roshan ho aap Duniya me is tharah, jaise hota hai Chand Sitaron k beech me... Adaab! Adaab!<br /><br /><br />18.03.2008 10:50, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Ek ajeb si uljan har dum rehti he, aap pas nahi ho to apki yaad rehti he.. Bechain ho kar dil mobile ko dekta he, in anko me apke SMS ane ki umid rehti he...<br /><br /><br />18.03.2008 10:46, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Tanhayi me akelapan saha jayega, par mehfil me akela raha na jayega.. Apka saath na ho phir b jiya jayega, par apke saath koi aur ho, ye saha na jayega...<br /><br /><br />18.03.2008 10:38, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Har koi pyar k liye rota hai, har koi pyar k liye tadapta hai.. Lekin kisi pyar ko galat mat samajna, pyar Dosti me b hota hai...!<br /><br /><br />18.03.2008 10:35, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Yu mile ki mulaqaat na ho saki, suraj duba par raat na ho saki.. Unki khamosh nigahe har baat kahe gayi, aur humko shikayat thi ki baat na ho saki...<br /><br /><br />18.03.2008 10:33, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Zindgi zakhm se bhari hai, waqt ko marham bana na sikhlo.. Haarna to hai hi maut k saamne, filhaal zindgi se jeetna sikhlo...<br /><br /><br />18.03.2008 10:29, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Punam ki raat me chand badal jata hai,<br />waqt k sath insan badal jata hai.. Sochte hai k apko DISTURB na kare, magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai...<br /><br /><br />17.03.2008 06:34, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Boy- Khoon se likhta hoon, syhayee na samjho.. Pyar karta hoon tumse, bhai na samjho.. Girl- khoon se likhte ho syhayee nai mili kya, pyar mujhse karte ho, koi aur nai mili kya? Boy- Syhayee to bahut hai par khoon jaisi kahan, ladkiya to bahut hai par tum jaisi kahan...<br /><br /><br />17.03.2008 06:30, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Nind me b pukarte hai naam unka, dil me hamare hai pyar jinka.. Woh rahe chahe humse dur jitna, hum karenge kayamat tak intezar unka...<br /><br /><br />17.03.2008 06:23, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Parwa karo uski jo aapki parwa kare, zindgi me kabi aapko ruswa na kare.. JAAN banke utar jao uski jaan me, jo JAAN se b zyada apko pyar kare...<br /><br /><br />17.03.2008 06:20, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Us k bin jiya na jaye, kyo hai aisa kaha na jaye.. Dil tho chahta hai unko khud se b zyada,<br />lekin jab vo aaye samne to yeh un se kaha na jaye...<br /><br /><br />17.03.2008 06:18, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Kabi gham se tumhari mulakat na ho, udaas baite ho aise koi baat na ho.. Shikayat ho hame maaf kardena.. Fursat me baite ho tho hame b yaad karlena...<br /><br /><br />16.03.2008 15:14, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />tez dhadkano ko sun kar b unhe pyar ki khabar nahi hoti. kya mehsus karenge wo dil ka dard dil tut ne ki kambhakt awaz bhi to nahi hoti<br /> <br /><br /><br />waqt noor ko benoor kar deta he.chhota sa dard b nasur kar deta he.kaun chahta he apno se dur hona.magar waqt sab ko majbur kar deta he<br /> <br /><br /><br />Maut ko kiske saath yaari hai, aaj Saddam ki to kal Bush ki baari hai. Shahidon ko maut b pyaari hai, kafiron ko saddam ka naam b bhaari hai...<br /><br /><br />16.03.2008 10:03, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Kash khushiyo ki koi dukaan hoti, humari b waha koi pehchan hoti.. Kharid lete har khushiya hum aapke liye, chahe uski keemat hamari jaan hoti...<br /><br /><br />16.03.2008 09:54, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Koi pyaar kehte hai, koi mohabbat kehte hai.. Kuch log bandagi kehte hai, magar jinke saath hum Dosti karte hai unhe hum apni zindgi kehte hai...<br /><br /><br />16.03.2008 09:48, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Wo chale gaye to kaise khush rahe hum,<br />uske bina chirago me Roshni na raha gai.. Kya kahe kya guzregi dil par.. Zinda rahenge par zindgi na rahegi...<br /><br /><br />16.03.2008 09:44, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />A cute frndship poem: Monsoon rain or summer heat, U r the reason why i breathe.. Tell me frnd what is sweet, Is that 'U' or UR heart that beats...<br /><br /><br />16.03.2008 09:38, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Kya diya kudrat ne jamane ko? Ek diya ghusane ko, Do diya dabane ko.. Par aajkal ye sab kahan milta hai, milta hai sirf hilane ko... (",)<br /><br /><br />15.03.2008 14:57, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Zindgi meri wafa ka jawab kya degi.. Mujhe kya pata tha k woh bewafa hogi.. Woh khush hai hame barbadh karke.. Phir b hum ro rahe hai use yaad kar ke...<br /><br /><br />15.03.2008 14:51, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Andaz nigaho ka zuban par ayega, us din tumhe chehra humara yaad ayega.. Pachtaoge tum us din,<br />jis din ye thang karnewala dost tumse juda ho jayega...!!!<br /><br /><br />15.03.2008 14:49, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Dhoka mila jab pyaar mein.. Zindgi mein udaasi cha gayi.. Socha tha chod denge is raah ko.. Kambakht usi din campus mein nayi Figure aa gai!!! (",)<br /><br /><br />15.03.2008 10:03, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Phool se pehle khushboo ko to dekho,<br />karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho.. Kisike roop mein diwana naa bano, surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho...<br /><br /><br />15.03.2008 10:00, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Har phool mandir me sajaye nahi jate, har Dost mehfil me bulaaye nahi jate.. Kuch paas rehekar b yaad nahi aate, kuch door hokar b bhulaye nahi jaate...<br /><br /><br />15.03.2008 09:54, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Dil se dil lagakar to dekho, meri yaado me ansu bahake to dekho, sMs to kya, call b karenge Dost.. Sirf Ek Bar mere mobile ko recharge karke to dekho... <br /><br />15.03.2008 09:50, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Bikher gayi hai khushiyan sajane ko koi nahi, sab kho diya ab khone ko koi nahi.. Ye khuda, muje abi na bhula, meri mouth pe yahaan rone ko koi nahi...<br /><br /><br />15.03.2008 09:43, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Waqt ki dhup ho ya barish, kuch kadmo k nishan kabi nahi khote.. Jinhe yaad karke khush hoti hai ankhen, wo log door hokar b door nahi hote...<br /><br /><br />15.03.2008 09:40, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Wo meri mohabat se yun baiman ho gaye, jo kabi apne the aaj anjan ho gaye.. Unki berukhi ki inteha to dekhye, kambakht lekar meri jaan, kisi aur ki jaan ho gaye...<br /><br /><br />15.03.2008 09:36, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />itni rat ko kyu apni kabr khod raha he galib... itni rat ko kyu apni kabr khod raha he galib.... la pavda muje dede wah wah <br /><br /><br />bhagwan apki umar lambi kare, bhagwan apko nokri de, bhagwan apko khus rakhe, bhagwan apko barkat de. YAD HO GAYA!!!!! chal katora utha or suru ho ja <br /><br /><br />Khuda ki ibadat me wo ek dua hamari hogi, jisme maangi har khushi tumhari hogi.. Jab b koi dastak sunaai de dil pe, samjho wo yaad ki dastak hamari hogi...<br /><br /><br />14.03.2008 08:24, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Dil yaad karta hai apko magar dekh nahin sakte, pyar karte hai apko magar bata nahin sakte.. Kabi kabi yaad kiya karo humko, kyun ki hum tumhe bhul nahin sakte...<br /><br /><br />14.03.2008 08:22, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Ankho k liye Gaajar ka juice, Dimaag k liye Badam ka juice.. Achchi sehat k liye Apple ka juice aur hamesha khush rehne k liye (.) (.) ye CHOOS... Ha.. Ha.. Ha.. (sachchi me..) <br /><br />13.03.2008 15:23, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ENDING tha.. Propose kiya tha maine SMS se.. Propose kiya tha maine SMS se,,, jo uski Shaadi tak PENDING tha!!!<br /><br /><br />13.03.2008 10:19, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Tuje suraj kahu par usme aag hai, Tuje chand kahu par usme dag hai.. Tuje geet kahu par usme raag hai, Tuje bandar kahu par kambaqt usme b Dimag hai... (",)<br /><br /><br />13.03.2008 10:15, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Fiza k badalne ka intezaar nahi karte, aandhi k rukne ka intezaar nahi karte.. SMS kar dete hai tumhe hum, Hum kanjuso k SMS ka intezaar nahi karte...<br /><br /><br />13.03.2008 09:52, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Kasam deke mujhe majboor na karo, khud tanha hojao itna gurur na karo.. Chalo mana k aap pe mera koi haq nahi, par apni yadon ko mujse dur na karo...<br /><br /><br />13.03.2008 09:48, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Chaho tum jise chahat se zyada, sapne dekho tum jiske nind se zyada, mango tum jise mannat se zyada, khuda kare woh b tumhe pyar kare apni SANSO se zyada...<br /><br /><br />13.03.2008 09:46, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Na satao hame hum sataye hue hai~ judai ka gum uthaye hue hai~ khilona samaj kar ham se na khelo~ hum b usi khuda k banaye huve hai~~~<br /><br /><br />13.03.2008 09:38, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Apke hath jo kaanto pe ayenge, vohi kaante humare dil mein chubh jayenge.. Dard apke hath mein hoga, par log us dard ko hamari ankhon mein payenge...<br /><br /><br />12.03.2008 18:16, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />"KISI" ko "PALKON" Mein na Basaao, "PALKON" mein Sirf "<br />SAPNE" Barte Hain. Agar Basaana hai to "DIL" mein Basaao, Kyonki "<br />DIL" mein Sirf "APNE" Baste Hain...<br /><br /><br />12.03.2008 18:10, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Pathar ki puja kar baithe hum nadan the,<br />uski aadat uski fitrat se anjaan the.. Waqt ne hame KHILONA bana dia dost, warna hum b kisi ki JAAN the...<br /><br /><br />12.03.2008 18:06, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai, aap k liye arz karta hoon.. Nari k chakkar me bhula mat yaari, Laat maregi naari to yaad ayegi yaari, Baat maano hamari banjao Bramhmachari.. Ye jaankari janhit me he jaari... (",)<br /><br /><br />12.03.2008 09:37, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Chalte chalte rukne ki adat hogayi hai, biti batey dohrane ki adat hogayi hai.. Kya khoya, kya paya.. Kuch yaad nai, abto logo se dhoka khane ki adat si hogayi hai...<br /><br /><br />12.03.2008 09:34, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Hawa mein bindas ud raha tha Galib, hawa mein azad ud raha tha galib.. Hawa mein betaab ud raha tha galib, fir... fir kya?? Ruk gayi hawa, gir gaya Galib... Adaab! Adaab! <br /><br />12.03.2008 09:31, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Har ilzaam ka haqdaar wo hame bana jate hai, har khata ki saza wo hame suna jate hai.. Hum har bar khamosh rahjate hai, kyonki wo apne hone ka haq jata jate hai...<br /><br /><br />12.03.2008 09:28, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Ladkiyaa BURKHA pahanti hai chehra chupane k liye.. Ladkiyaa BURKHA pahanti hai chehra chupane k liye.. Do ankhain khuli rakhti hai ladkon ko pataane k liye...(",)<br /><br /><br />12.03.2008 09:24, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Kuch sochu tho aapka khayal aajata hai, kuch bolu tho aapka naam aa jata hai, kab tak chupau dil ki baat, ye dost aapki har ada par humko pyar aa jata hai...<br /><br /><br />12.03.2008 09:21, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Woh MERE nahi ye batana ajeeb lagta hai, Ab usse aankhe milana ajeeb lagta hai, Chahte the jiska haath thaamna, Ab unko HUMSE haath milana bhi ajeeb lagta hai...<br /><br /><br />12.03.2008 09:19, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Tu tanha hai to teri tanhai me hum rahenge, tu udaas hai to hum b udaas rahenge, tujhe nazar na ayenge, phir b har mod par tere saath hum rahenge...<br /><br /><br />12.03.2008 09:14, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Ek shayri arz karta hoon, Na himmat aap mein na apke haddi mein.. Na himmat aap mein na apke haddi mein.. Himmat toh usi mein hai jo chupa hai apke Chaddi mein...!!! (",) adaab! adaab!<br /><br /><br />11.03.2008 08:20, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Pyar woh humko bepanaah kar gaye, fir zindgi me humko tanha kar gaye.. Chaahat thi unke intzaar me fanaa hone ki, magar woh laut k aane ko b inkaar kar gaye...<br /><br /><br />11.03.2008 08:16, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Dil me ab darde mohabat k siwa kuch nahi, zindgi me mere ibadat k siwa kuch nahi.. Main tuje tohfe me kya pesh karu, meri jholi me dosti k siwa kuch nahi...<br /><br /><br />11.03.2008 08:14, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Chand ko akele me sharam ati hogi, baat kuch tumhari bhi b samajh me ati hogi.. Jab b zikr hota hai SMART logon ka, tume MERI yaad bahut aati hogi... (",) adaab! adaab!!<br /><br /><br />10.03.2008 10:25, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Dil se teri yaad bhulayi nahi jati, jo pyar ki daulat he vo tukrayi nahi jati.. Mar mar k banayi he jo tasvir mohabbat ki humne, vo apne hi hatho se mitayi nahi jati...<br /><br /><br />10.03.2008 10:22, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Ishq sabi ko jeena sika deta hai, wafa k naam par marna sika deta hai, ishq nahi kiya to karke dikavo, zalim har dard sehna sika deta hai...<br /><br /><br />10.03.2008 10:18, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Hotho pe hasi, aankho me KHUSHI, Gham ka kahi naam na ho.. Yeh subha le aaye apke liye itni KHUSHI, Jiski kabhi Shaam na ho...<br /><br /><br />10.03.2008 10:11, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Roti hui aankho se muskan kaise du, Gumnam hoon khud tujhe pehchan kaise du.. Tuta pada hu main tujhe armaan kaise du, tu hi hai Jaan meri tujhe apni jaan kaise du..???<br /><br /><br />10.03.2008 10:07, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Itna kyon chaha usse ke bhula na sake, itna kyon paas aaye ke door ja na sake.. Ab tanhai mein baithe to sochte hain, kyon chaha usse jisse hum pa nahi sakte...<br /><br /><br />10.03.2008 09:51, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Samne ho manzil to raste na modna, jo man mein ho wo khwab na todna.. Har kadam pe milegi kamyabi tumhe, bas sitare chunne k liye kabhi zamin na chhodna...<br /><br /><br />10.03.2008 09:47, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Tumari judai yadon ka izhar karti hai, tumari yaad bahut bekarar karti hai.. Wo din jo sath guzare the humne, talash unhi palon ki ye nazar bar bar karti hai...<br /><br /><br />10.03.2008 09:44, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Doori ho to ehsas hota hai, dost k bina jiwan kitna udaas hota hai.. Umar ho apki sitaro jitni lambi, aisa Dost kahan har kisi k paas hota hai...<br /><br /><br />10.03.2008 09:41, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaj deta hai, Ae diwani, peeche mudkar dekh.. Tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai.. Ladki jawab deti hai-<br />Ae diwane, tu kya jane ye b apna farz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmo ki mitti ko, isi liye nishan mitatha ja raha hai...<br /><br /><br />09.03.2008 07:27, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Khushi ka har pal ho apke liye, baharon ka gulistan ho apke liye.. Kaamyabi ki har manzil ho apke liye, bas apki ek pyarisi SMILE ho hamare liye... (",)<br /><br /><br />09.03.2008 07:22, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Tu meri dosti mera armaan hai, shayad tu apni ahemiyat se anjaan hai.. Mujse kabi ruth kar mat jana Dost.. Kyonki meri duniya tere bina viran hai...<br /><br /><br />09.03.2008 07:20, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Khamosh se tum rehne lage ho, intezar kisi ka karne lage ho.. Yakinan kisise hui hai mohabat, bina baat k hi muskurane lage ho...<br /><br /><br />09.03.2008 07:17, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Koi kisi ke dard me shamil nahi hai, har duniya ke ada husn ke kabil nahi hai.. Sab kuch luta kar samaj me aaya, ye duniya pyar ke kabil nahin hai...<br /><br /><br />09.03.2008 07:15, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Gazal likkar b galib na ban paye.. Ishq karke b izhar na kar paye.. Ye kaisa pyar hai mera jo iqrar na kar paye.. Woh samne the phir b usse faryad na kar paye...<br /><br /><br />09.03.2008 07:12, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Teri pyari umid kaise tod jaun, thu khwab dekhe aur mein nazar na aaon..! Kuch to baat hai dosti me hamari, kya apke kadam nahi kehte ki chalo mil aaun...<br /><br /><br />09.03.2008 07:10, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suna hai wo keh gaye hain k ab tho hum sirf thumhare khwabo me he ayenge.. Koi keh de unse ki wo vaada karle. Hum zindgi bhar k liye so jayenge...<br /><br /><br />09.03.2008 07:08, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Dil diya mohabath ki hadh thi, jaan di aithbar ki hadh thi.. Agar mar b gaya tho khuli rahegi ye ankhe, samaj lena vo uski intezaar ki hadh thi...<br /><br /><br />09.03.2008 07:05, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Dosti ki hai kabi bhulana nahi, apna gham kabi humse chupana nahi.. Jitna b satana hai sata lo, lekin is rishtein ko kabi thukrana nahi...<br /><br /><br />09.03.2008 07:02, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Jabse aapko dekha hai, jabse aapko jaana hai, har dua me aapka naam aaya hai.. Dil karta hai poochun us rab se, kya tune aisa dost sirf mere liye banaya hai..??<br /><br /><br />09.03.2008 07:00, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Aap jaisa dost hame kuch khas lagte hai, isliye dil mei ek aas rakte hai.. Na jane kab aajaye SMS apka, is liye Mobile ko dil k paas rakte hai... <br /><br />09.03.2008 06:57, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Is khubsurat subah ko aapke naam kiya humne, achha gujre ye din apka, dil se ye paigam diya humne.. Lo aaj phir apse pehle apko yaad kiya humne...<br /><br /><br />09.03.2008 06:54, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Wo dost jo meri aankh me kajal ki tarah rehta tha, aj kajal jo lagaya to bahuth yaad aya.. Jo mere dil k tha karib faqat usko he aj jab dilne bhulaya to bahut yaad aya...<br /><br /><br />09.03.2008 06:52, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Har pal haskar he jiya karte hain, har baat apse he to kiya karte hai.. Khaas ho mere liye aap, isliye to har pal aap ko yaad kiya karte hai...<br /><br /><br />09.03.2008 06:49, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />hum apse pyar karte he. apki har chiz se pyar karte he. hume pata ap hum se nafrat karte he par hum apki nafrat se b pyar karte he<br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Hum apko subha shaam yaad karte hai, raat ko sitaron se tumari hi baat karte hai.. Dekho ab tum sapno me mat anaa, kyunki hum BHOOT se bahuth darte hai... (",)<br /><br /><br />07.03.2008 10:35, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Lady- Jyotishji, mera pati kab sudhrega? Jyotish- Apna Blouse kholiye! Lady- Wo kyun? Jyotish- Aap k pati k haath ki rekhaon k nishan dekhne hai !<br /><br /><br />07.03.2008 10:22, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Badalon se sooraj nikal aaya hai, fizaon mein naya rang chaya hai.. Aap kyon khamosh baithe ho? Muskurao yaar kyonki... Phir se mera Shayari aaya hai... <br /><br />07.03.2008 10:14, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Mehfil na hoti, nazare na hote.. Yun chand k pehlu mein sitare na hote, hum isliye karte hain apki itni parvah, kyonki dil k kareeb har koi nahi hote...<br /><br /><br />07.03.2008 10:11, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Aisi lagi chot dil k aaine me, ab mann nahi lagta dil lagane me, saza ye kaisi mili humko dil lagane ki.. Hum rote rahe jabke arzu thi muskurane ki...<br /><br /><br />07.03.2008 10:08, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Bina tumhare ab jiya nahi jatha, tanhaiyon mein ab rone se raha nahi jatha.. Har lamha har pal yaad ati hai tumhari,<br />chah kar b tumhe ab bhulaya nahi jatha...<br /><br /><br />07.03.2008 10:05, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Yu dil se dil ko juda na kijiye, jara soch samajh kar ye faisla kijiye.. Agar aap ji sakte hai hamare bin, to hamare marne ki b zaroor dua kijiye...<br /><br /><br />07.03.2008 10:03, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying, tumse baat karne ko i keep trying.. Jab tu door jaye i feel like crying, are itna tension mat le i was just lying... (",)<br /><br /><br />06.03.2008 15:02, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Kaanch chubhe to zakhm reh jaata hai, Dil toote to armaan reh jaata hai.. Waqt laga deta hai is Dil par marham, phir b umar bhar woh ek nishaan reh jaata hai...<br /><br /><br />06.03.2008 14:56, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Kabar k sannate me ek aawaz aai. Kisine phool rakhkar aansu ki do bund bahai. Jabtak the zinda tabtak thokar khai. Ab so rahe hai to usko meri yad aai.. <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Delhi agar chandni ka chowk na hota, Bambai agar chowpath ka nazara na hota.. Ladkiyaan agar faishon na kartee, to ladka awaara na hota... (",)<br /> <br /><br /><br />Raste aise ho jo chalne ko majbur kare, nazre aisi ho jo dekhne ko majbur kare.. Jab maut ka daman thamna chahe koi, saathi aisa ho jo jeene ko majbur kare...<br /><br /><br />06.03.2008 09:50, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Zindgi ka har khwab hakikat ban jaye, khushbu k chirago se zindgi roshn ho jaye.. Mahak jaye yu zindgi apki, k kushbu b apke samne phiki padjaye...<br /><br /><br />06.03.2008 09:47, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Unki muskaan hamari kamjori hai, unhe keh na pana hamari majboori hai.. Woh kyo nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko, kya khamoshi ko zubaan dena zaruri hai..???<br /><br /><br />06.03.2008 09:44, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Na koi kisise door hota hai, na koi kisike karib hota hai.. Dosti kudh chalkar aathaa hai, jab koi kisike nasib main hota hai...<br /><br /><br />06.03.2008 09:41, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Sirf tu hi nahi... Saari duniya ki nazar humse khafa hai.. Jab apne hi naseeb mein pyaar na ho.. Toh kaise kahein ki koi bewafa hai....<br /><br /><br />06.03.2008 09:39, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Aasman k taroo ko gina nahi jaata, har ek armano ko metaya nahi jaata.. Dost to bahut bante hai magar har ek ko aapki tarah Dil me basaya nahi jata...<br /><br /><br />06.03.2008 09:37, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Khuda ne kaha dosti na kar dosti me tu kahi kho jayega.. Maine kaha e khuda kabi zamin pe ake mere dost se mil, tu b uska dewana ho jayega...<br /><br /><br />06.03.2008 09:35, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Khuda kare har raat chand banke aaye, din ka ujala shaan banke aaye, kabi na dur ho aapke chehre se muskurahat, naya din aisa mehman banke aaye...<br /><br /><br />06.03.2008 09:32, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Tanha ho kabhi to mujhe dhoond lena, is duniya se nahi apne dil se pooch lena.. Apke aspas he kahi rehte hai hum, yadon se nahi to sath guzre lamho se pooch lena...<br /><br /><br />06.03.2008 09:30, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Sun ne shuru ki lighting, Moon ne band ki shining, Murgi ne di warning, ki ho gai hai morning, tho phir hum b bol de GOOD Morning... <br /><br />06.03.2008 08:03, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />To Rohit, Vikas, and all visitors of SpaceSkull. Baap: maine tere liye ladki dekhi hai,<br />wo rupwati, saraswati, bhagyawati hai.. Beta: par mai ek ladki se pyar karta hu aur wo Garbhawati hai ;D -Suzaan. SpaceSkull.peperonit<br />y.com <br /><br />05.03.2008 20:43, Spaceskull<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Suzaan bhai.. Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi, apki khushi se duniya jagmgane lagi.. Dekh k apko har kali gungunane lagi, ab to FEKHTE FEKHTE muje b neend ane lagi... Wah! wah!<br /><br /><br />05.03.2008 09:45, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />DIL me sajte tarane bahut hai, JINDGI jeene k bahane bahut hai.. AAP sada muskurate rahe, AAPKI muskurahat k DIWANE bahut hai.. KEEP SMILING...<br /><br /><br />05.03.2008 09:35, Suzaan<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br />Woh zindagi he kya jisme pyar na ho.. Woh pyar he kya jisme yadien na ho.. Woh yadien he kya jinme tum na ho.. Woh tum he kya jinme hum na ho...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/818316748885708613-4469834761880012021?l=extrasms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suzuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04970340363847359554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-818316748885708613.post-15177456059516745922008-06-20T10:20:00.000-07:002008-06-20T10:21:23.772-07:001 Unki Tasviro Ko Seene Se Laga Lete Hai, Is Tarah Judai Ka Gam Mita Dete Hai, Kisi Tara Kabhi Unka Zikr Ho Jaye To, Bheegi Palko Ko Juka Lete Hai. <br /> <br />2 Ai meri zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar, Use bhul kar zinda rahu ye dua na kar, Koi dekhta hai use to hoti hai taqleef, Ai hawa tu bhi use chua na kar. <br /> <br />3 Karte Rahe Intezaar Har Ghari, A Dil Humne Ye Kaya Kho Diya Uth Gaya Yakeen Wafa Se, Jaane Tumne Wo Waada Kyon Kiya Suraj Nei Hansna Aur Taaron Nei Muskuranaa Chhor Diya Aag Thee Dil Mei Mohabaat Ki, Usney Bee Ab Jalna Chhor Diya <br /> <br />4 Woh Ek Lafz Ki Khushboo Na Rakh Sake Mehfooz Hum Unke Haath Sari Kitaab Kya Dete <br /> <br />5 Intezaar Ke Lamhe Sholey Mein Badalne Lage Hain, Hum Unka Intezaar Karne Lage Hain, Woh Aayi Nahi Abhi Tak Samay Bahot Ho Gaya Hain, Ab To Hum Ghadi Se Bhi Sharminda Ho Gaye Hain <br /> <br />6 Unki Tasviro Ko Seene Se Laga Lete Hai, Is Tarah Judai Ka Gam Mita Dete Hai, Kisi Tara Kabhi Unka Zikr Ho Jaye To, Bheegi Palko Ko Juka Lete Hai. <br /> <br /><br />7 Din Tere Khayal Mein Gujar Jata Hai, Raat Ko Bhi Khayal Tera He Aata Hai. Kabhi Ye Khayal Is Tarah Bad Jaata Hai Ki Aaine Mein Bhi Tera Chehra Nazar Aata Hai. <br /> <br />8 Itna Kuch Khoya Ki Hume Paana Na Aaya, Pyar Kiya To Jatana Na Aaya. Aa Gaye Is Dil Mein Pehli Hi Nazar Mein Who, Kasoor Humara Tha Jo Hume Unke Dil Mein Samana Na Aaya. <br /> <br />9 Hum Na Hote To, Kisi Aur Ke Charche Hote, Na Hota Jo Yeh Ishq, To Koi Aur Gham Ke Bahaane Hote <br /> <br />10 Raat Gumsum Hai Magar Chan Khamosh Nahi, Kaise Keh Du Aaj Fir Hosh Nahi. Aisa Duba Teri Aakho Ki Gehrai Main, Haath Mein Jam Hai Magar Pine Ka Hosh Nahi. <br /> <br />11 Sirf Tum Hi Ho Zindagi Main Par Main Tumhe Pa Nahi Sakta, Rahega Dukh Hamesha Tumhe Na Pane Ka. Par Apni Khushi Ke Liye Tumhe Rula Nahi Sakta. <br /> <br />12 Kuch Bata Pichle Paher Khuwaab Main Aane Wale Kab Woh Din Aayenge Phir Humko Milane Wale <br /> <br />13 Kuch Jane Kuch Pahchane ,Kuch Anjane Se Log Miley, Shayed Main Deewana Mujhko Deeewane Se Log Miley. <br /> <br />14 Hum Wo Nai Jo Bhul Jaya Karte Hai, Hum Wo Hai Jo Nibhaya Karte Hai, Dur Rehke Milna Shyad Mushkil Ho, Par Yad Banke Sason Me Bus Jaya Karte Hai. <br /> <br />15 Har Waqt Muskurana Fitrat Hai Hamari, Aap Yuhin Khush Rahe Hasrat Hai Hamari, Aap Ko Hum Yaad Aaye Na Aaye, Aapko Yad Karna Aadat Hai Hamari <br /> <br />16 Tez Dhadkanoon Ko Sunkar Bhi Tumhe Pyar Ki Khabar Nahi Hoti.... Kya Mehsoos Karoge Tum Dil Ka Dard, Dil Ke Tutne Ki To Awaaz Bhi Nahi Hoti.... <br /> <br />17 Dard Mein Dil Ke Muskarane Se Yaad Aaye Kuch Log Purane Se Main To Do Kadam Bhi Nahi Chal Sakta Tu He Aaja Kisi Bahane Se <br /> <br />18 Meri Chaahat Pe Tum Humesha Bharosha Rakhana, Ey Khuda Mere Mehboob Ko Sada Salamat Rakhana, Tere Sapnoko Sanwar Ne Hum Jaroor Aayenge, Bas Aankho Me Humara Intezaar Rakhana <br /> <br />19 Sitaro Ko Ankho Me Mahefus Rakhna Bahot Lambi Raat Hi Raat Hogi....... Musafir Ho Tum Bhi, Musafir He Ham Bhi Kahi Kisi Mod Pe Phir Mulakat Hogi..... <br /> <br />20 Youn Badi Der Se Paimaana Liye Betha Hu, Koi Dekhe To Ye Samjhe K Piye Betha Hu.... Zindagi Bhar K Liye Ruth K Jaane Wale, Mein Abhi Tak Teri Tasveer Liye Bhetha Hu.... <br /> <br />21 Jinki Tamanna Dil Mein Thi, Judai Ab Hum Unki Sehte Hain, Fursat Nahi Unhe Humse Baat Karne Ki, Is Liye Hum Har Waqt Khamosh Se Rehte Hain <br /> <br /><br />22 Veeran Hai Dil, Tanhaaiyon Ki Bahar Hai Tere Yandon Ke Kanty, Bas Yahi Kuch Ab Sath Hai Tum Gai Sath Mai Chale Gai Hai Najare Najaro Mai Bas Ab Sirf Tera Intzaar Hai <br /> <br />23 Gam Bade Aate Hain..Katil Ki Nighaahon Ki Tarah, Tum Chupa Lo Mujhe Ae Dost Mujhe Gunaahon Ki Tarah <br /> <br />24 Aap Har Manzil Ko Mushkil Samjhate Hai, Hum Har Mushkil Ko Manzil Samjhate Hai, Bada Fark Hai Aapke Or Humare Nazriye Mein, Aap Dil Ko Dard Or Hum Dard Ko Dil Samjhate Hai. <br /> <br />25 Esa Na Tha Ki Aaine Ke Aage,Hamne Khud Ko Kabhi Savara Na Tha !! Esa Bhi Na Tha Ki Bhari Duniya Main,Mera Koi Sahara Na Tha !! Per Hum Jiske Ho Chuke He Dilo Jaan Se,Afsos Vo Hamara Na Tha !! <br /> <br />26 Na Milne Ki Khushi Na Bichhed Ne Ka Gam, Na Udaas Na Tanha Hai Hum. Kaise Kahe Kaise Hai Hum.... Bas Aapke Bina Akele Hai Hum.... <br /> <br />27 Ansuo Se Palak Bhigo Leta Tha.., Yaad Teri Ati Thi To Ro Leta Thha..... Socha Tha Ke Bhoola Du Tujhey Mager, Har Baar Faisla Badal Deta Tha.... <br /> <br />28 Wafa Karne Ka Wada To Hum Bhi Naa Kar Paayenge, Magar Yeh Jaroor Kahte Hai Ki Bewfai Naa Hogi Humse... <br /> <br />29 Yaad Karta Hoon Tumhe Yaad Aati Hi Nai Kaise Aayae Woh Cheez Jo Jaati Hi Nahi <br /> <br />30 Na Samjha Meri Mohobbat Ko Tune, Na Samjhi Gayi Teri Wafa Mujhse... Gila Na Kiyaa Tha Kabhi Bhi Humne, Ab Kyaa Karenge Shikaayat Tujhse...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/818316748885708613-1517745605951674592?l=extrasms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suzuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04970340363847359554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-818316748885708613.post-72154331845883582442007-12-03T18:18:00.000-08:002007-12-03T18:44:45.940-08:00Never waste an opportunity 2 say<br />‘I love U’ to someone U really like<br />B’coz it is not everyday U’ll meet the person<br />Who has the magic to let U fall in love.<br /><br />*********************************<br /><br />Give thousand chances to your enemy<br />To become your friend.<br />But never give a single chance to your Friend<br />To become your enemy.<br /><br />*********************************<br /><br />Before I got in touch with u,<br />I used to gaze at stars as they were only my friends.<br />But after I met u,I started believing<br />that stars do fall on Earth.<br /><br />*******************************<br /><br />I am made of 5 letters,<br />If U remove the first letter,<br />It is part of our body.<br /><br />If U remove the second letter,<br />It is everywhere!<br /><br />Guess what ???!<br /><br />HAIR<br /><br />AIR<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br /><br />Answer : CHAIR<br /><br />******************************<br /><br />Friendship is a promise spoken by the heart<br />is not given by plege, nor written on paper,<br />but promise renewed everytime friends keep in touch.<br /><br />****************************<br /><br />Friends are like bum cheeks.<br />Crap might separate them,<br />But they always come back together.<br /><br />****************************<br /><br />God made us body parts for a reason.<br />Eyes : to look at you<br />Hands : to pray for you<br />Mind : to remember you<br />Heart : to miss you<br />and…<br />Legs : to kick you if u ever forget me!!<br /><br />*********************************<br /><br />We always feel bad<br />&<br />think that good things<br />happen only to others<br /><br />But we forget that we<br />are others for someone else.<br /><br />********************************<br /><br />Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-<br />C-Come,<br />O-On,<br />L-Lets,<br />L-Love,<br />E-Each,<br />G-Girl,<br />E-Equally……<br /><br />Thats why boys go to college<br /><br />**********************************<br /><br />Ur sms is electrical activity of my Heart…!<br />Ur miss call is beat of my Heart…!<br /><br />Ur call is blood circulation of my heart…!<br />So please keep my active Heart…!<br /><br />****************************<br /><br />Don’t make friends before understanding<br /><br />&<br /><br />Don’t break a friendship after misunderstanding<br /><br />*****************************<br /><br />ce<br />is<br />a<br />cream,<br /><br />Love<br />is<br />a<br />dream<br /><br />but<br /><br />our<br />Friendship<br />is<br />evergreen.<br /><br />**************************88<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/818316748885708613-7215433184588358244?l=extrasms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suzuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04970340363847359554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-818316748885708613.post-43532581957112693092007-11-26T04:22:00.000-08:002007-11-26T04:38:00.665-08:00“Miss me” or “Hate me”,<br />Both are in my favour.<br /><br />If you miss me,I ‘m always in your heart.<br />If you hate me,I’ll always be in your mind.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Life spent with someone for a lifetime may be meaningless,<br />But a few moments spent with someone who really loves U,<br />Means more than a life itself!<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />We always feel bad<br />&<br />think that good things<br />happen only to others<br /><br />But we forget that we<br />are others for someone else.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Simple Bye makes us cry,<br />Simple joke makes us Laugh,<br />Simple care makes us fall in Luv,<br />Simple Touch makes us feel better,<br />But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />I have liked many but loved very few.<br />Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.<br />I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.<br />Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Sharp is Ur memory,<br />Sweet is Ur name,<br />Deep in my heart,<br />U will always remain,<br />Earth want water,<br />Flower wants dew,<br />I want nothing but a smile from U.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />A word to say, a word to hear<br />Even in Ur absence I feel U near<br />Our relation is strong..hope it goes long<br />we will remain the same till the life goes on!<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Wonderful<br />Couples<br />in this<br />World..<br /><br />Heart & Beats..<br />Night & Moon..<br /><br />Music & Songs..<br />Roses & Loves..<br /><br />Fish & Water..<br /><br />My SMS<br />&<br />Your SMILE.. :-) <br /><br />*************************<br /><br />If u drop me i ill break<br />if u hold me i ill shake<br />if u need me i ill hurry,<br />if u don’t call me i ill worry<br />if u hurt me i ill cry<br />but<br />if u leave me i ill die.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />It’s the thing that satisfies<br />ur mind, body & soul!<br />Do it on bed, on a sofa,<br />in the bathroom or anywhere!<br />It’s called Prayer!<br />God bless ur naughty mind.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />A candle may melt<br />and its fire may die,<br />but the love you have given me<br />will always stay as a flame in my heart.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Hi,now i am coming to meet u…<br />in the way of sun light…<br />in the way of sweet breeze…<br />in the way of good wishes…<br />just to say have a nice day ahead…<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Degrees of girls!<br />B.A.-Beautiful Angel<br />B.E.-Beautiful Eyes<br />B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure<br />B.Com-Beautiful Communication<br />M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Friends are like a page in a book of life,<br />Every page with a different subject.<br />But best friends r d index page<br />covering every subject.<br />Thx 4 being index page of my life.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Select any number 4 ur lifepartner<br />(1)<br />(2)<br />(3)<br />(4)<br />(5)<br />(6)<br /><br />Reply is must 2 get answer<br /><br />"Answers"<br />1-kanjus<br />2-best couple<br />3-everyday dating<br />4-non stop kissing<br />5-everyday honeymoon<br />6-deep lovers<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Golden words<br />kabhi “zindagee”<br />me kisi k “pyar”<br />mai mat “rona”<br />Q k wo tumhare “ansuon”<br />k “qabil” nahe hoga<br />or “wo” jo is “qabil” hoga,<br />wo tumhe kabhi “rone” nahi dega.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Vacancy available<br />post = true friend<br />Ability = (loving & caring)<br />Experience= (not required)<br />Duty = (two sms daily)<br />Salary= (never ending love)<br /><br />To Applu..<br />Send a sweet SMS<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,<br />White 2 ur teeth,<br />Pink colour 2 ur lips,<br />Silver colour 2 ur eyes,<br /><br />So keep smiling<br />&<br />enjoy the colours of life<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />(EHSAAS)<br />ap ki mohabbat ka,<br /><br />(BHAROOSA)<br />ap ki baton ka,<br /><br />(QADAR)<br />ap k name ki,<br /><br />(FAKHAR)<br />ap se dosti ka,<br /><br />(INTIZAAR)<br />ap k sweet sms ka..<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />(EHSAAS)<br />ap ki mohabbat ka,<br /><br />(BHAROOSA)<br />ap ki baton ka,<br /><br />(QADAR)<br />ap k name ki,<br /><br />(FAKHAR)<br />ap se dosti ka,<br /><br />(INTIZAAR)<br />ap k sweet sms ka..<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Life is like a book,<br />each day a new page with<br />adventures to experience,<br />lesson to learn & gud deeds 2 replicate.<br /><br />HAVE A COLOR PAGE EVERYDAY<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Ur aim in life shud b 54321..<br />Shockd !!<br />I mean…<br /><br />5- Five digit salary<br />4- Four wheeler vehicle<br />3- Three room flat<br />2- Two cute children<br />&<br />1- One sweetheart<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?<br /><br />F=father<br />A=and<br />M=mother<br />I=i<br />L=love<br />Y=you<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />5 greatest words : I dun wanna lose U.<br />4 pleasant words : I care for U.<br />3 sweet words : I admire U.<br />2 wonderful words : Miss U.<br />1 most important word : “U”<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />college mei school ki yaad aayi.<br />javani mei bachapan ki yaad aayi.<br /><br />kanto ko chhua to phool ki yaad aayi.<br />Zindagi ko karib se dekha to dost aapki yaad aayi.!<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Aap to chand ho jise sab yad karte hain<br />or hamari kismat to taro jaisi hai,<br />hume yad karna to door.Log apni khawahish<br />ke liye hamare tutne ki fariyad karte hain.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Un PHULO se kya dosti karoge..<br />Jo ek bar ‘KHILE’ or ‘MURJA’ jaye,<br /><br />dosti ‘HUM’ jese ‘KANTO’ se karo<br />jo 1 bar CHUBHE’ aur baar baar yaad aye…<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye,<br />Dil ke liye pyaar chahiye,<br />Pyaar ke liye khushi chahiye,<br />Khushi ke liye YAAR chahiye, aur YAARke liye..<br />aap hona.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Life is cricket<br />Dont lose ur wicket<br />Try 2 get century<br />Never 4get ur boundry<br />Even if u r run out<br />Never become mood out<br />BeCoz GoD Is 3Rd umpire.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />RELATION is when someone hurts u,<br />n<br />u don’t hurts back<br /><br />When someone shouts at u,<br />n<br />u don’t shout back.<br /><br />BUT<br /><br />when someone needs u,<br />u always come back…<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Roses are famous for grace,<br /><br />advocates are famous for case,<br /><br />horses are famous for race,<br /><br />but u r famou 4 your smile on ur face<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Roses are famous for grace,<br /><br />advocates are famous for case,<br /><br />horses are famous for race,<br /><br />but u r famou 4 your smile on ur face<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Whenever u want<br />to know how rich u r?<br />Don’t count ur money!<br />just drop a tear &<br />look around at the<br />number of hands that<br />reach out to wipe your tears<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Miss me.<br />When u smell any rose.<br /><br />Miss me.<br />When u taste any sweet.<br /><br />Miss me.<br />When u look at the moon.<br /><br />but plz dont “MISS” me!<br />when u raise up ur hands for prayer.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />In this WORLD,<br />where everything seems UNCERTAIN,<br />only one thing is DEFINITE.<br /><br />You’ll always be my FRIEND,<br />beyond WORDS, beyond TIME<br />&<br />beyond DISTANCE!<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />In life when you get troubles,<br />don’t get nervous…<br />Just close your eyes and follow ur heart…<br />becoz heart may be in left….<br />but it is always right<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />To Luv some1 is madness,<br />2b loved by some1 is a Gift,<br />Loving some1 who loves u is a duty,<br />but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />If someone is too tired<br />to give you a smile,<br />leave one of your own,<br />because no one needs<br />a smile as much as those<br />who have none to give.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Someone ask me to describe u<br />in two words he expect me<br />to answer The Best but i did not answer<br />i just smiled and<br />said No Comparison<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Har laal rang RED nahin hota,<br />Her murda DEAD nahin hota,<br /><br />Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,<br />Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…<br /><br />MAD bolay to<br />M-Most<br />A-Attractive<br />D-Dost…<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Har laal rang RED nahin hota,<br />Her murda DEAD nahin hota,<br /><br />Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,<br />Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…<br /><br />MAD bolay to<br />M-Most<br />A-Attractive<br />D-Dost…<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Agar kisi k pass sub kuch ho to duniya jalti hay,<br />Agar kuch na ho to duniya hansti hay,<br /><br />Meray paas aap k liyay sirf “DUA” hai,<br />Jis k liyay sari duniya tarasti hay,<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />I decided to send you the cutest<br />and sweetest gift of the world.<br />But the postman shouted at me saying,<br />Get out of the post box.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Dictionary is the only place<br />where Death comes before Life,<br />Success before Work,<br />Divorce before Marriage,<br />But Friend come before Relative.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai.<br />Jiyo apni zindagi aise,<br />jaise ji raha gulab hai.<br />Reh kar sath aap kaanto k bhi,<br />muskurao hamesha jaise muskurata gulab hai.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:-<br /><br />1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega.<br /><br />2.SMS Muskura k Padhega.<br /><br />3.Neeche Mat Padhna..-<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />Jo Kaam Mana Karo,<br /><br />bavkoof Woh Zaroor Karega.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Everybody seems to<br />be SPECIAL at first sight,<br />But only the SPECIAL ones<br />maintain their level of dignity<br />till the last sight of the life.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Why do we close our Eyes……<br />When we Pray<br />When we Cry<br />When we Dream<br />When we Kiss<br />Because the Most BEAUTIFUL thing in life are not seen.<br />But felt by the heart…!<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Heart can skip beat for a while.<br />Memories can be kept in a file<br />A Desert can replace the Nile<br />But nothing can stop a Smile<br />When your NAME comes on my Mobile……<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Life is Short, Live it!<br />Love is Small, Flirt it!<br /><br />Troubles are Momentary, Face it!<br />Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!<br /><br />I’m too Good, Accept it!<br /><br />*************************<br /><br /><br />I’m on a mission!<br />Mission to avoid You,<br />To forget You,<br />To not to talk to You,<br />To not to think about You anymore…<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />In short…<br />MISSION IMPOSSIBLE!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/818316748885708613-4353258195711269309?l=extrasms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suzuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04970340363847359554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-818316748885708613.post-20106217257131048802007-11-22T18:29:00.000-08:002007-11-22T18:38:56.030-08:00Destiny is simply da strenght of ur desires. If u cry at a trouble it grows double, if u laugh at trouble it disapears like a bubble.<br /><br />An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/818316748885708613-2010621725713104880?l=extrasms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suzuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04970340363847359554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-818316748885708613.post-23334135541369242952007-11-22T18:19:00.000-08:002007-11-22T18:20:30.821-08:00How many space is in your hear for me? OPTIONS : 100% then u call me. 90% Write a poem and send. 80% send SMS. 50% Miss call. 0% no response.<br /><br />DONT WALK BEHIND ME I MAY NOT LEAD U , DONT WALK IN FRONT OF ME I MAY NOT FOLLOW U , SO WALK ALWAYS BESIDE ME SO THAT WE CAN WALK FOREVER BEING GOOD FREND.<br /><br />Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed every time we meet. <br /><br />Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!<br /><br />Smile in pleasure & in pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u, Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !!<br /><br />Hey bhagwan, aaja pani paros, kamsekam ek kachaura paani bhariyos, jo malai call gardaina, tinko mobile tyasma dubos, na rahanechha phone, na ta bajnechha tone, na garnu parnechha kasailai ek call phone.<br /><br />Friendship isn't ranked by whom we have known the longest, who came first or who cares the best. It's about who came and never left.<br /><br />Eyes r parents, heart is lover, brain is teacher, brother n sisters r fingers but a loving friend is blood. So always keep flowing.<br /><br />Memories sometimes behave in a crazy way. They leave u alone, when u are in a crowd & when u are alone they stand along with u like a crowd. Miss U! <br /><br />A True Friends are not like a rain which pours and goes away, A true friend is like the Air, It is Sometimes silent but always around you...<br /><br />To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U. ALWAYS <br /><br />We can't own time to have long talks. We don't have nice chances for more laughs. But eventhough our worlds don't meet, I'll always be your good friend to keep.<br /><br />Only the open heart receives LOVE<br />Only the open mind receives WISDOM<br />Only the open hand receives GIFTS<br />and...<br />Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/818316748885708613-2333413554136924295?l=extrasms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suzuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04970340363847359554noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-818316748885708613.post-86807953949595748572007-11-08T05:55:00.000-08:002007-11-08T05:56:19.632-08:00SMS Love Messages<br /><br /><br />If u r in luv, accept it, respect it & njoy it. But if u r not, then don't worry coz sumone, sumwhere must b wrapping up so much luv for u<br /><br /><br />Everything ...<br /><br />U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me, u promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me tears, u promisd me ur luv bt u gave me PAIN....ME? i promised u Nothing but i gave you EVERYTHING!!!! <br /> <br /><br /><br />a blonde walks into a pizza shop and orders a pizza, the pizza guy says "do you want it cut into 6 or 8?" the blonde replys "6 please im not that hungry!"<br /><br />Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life, but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart.<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />-<br />u left urs in mine -x-<br /><br />3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.<br /><br /><br />I worte your name in the sand but it got washed away, i wrote your name in the sky but it got blew away, i wrote your name in my heart where it will stay...<br /><br />1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?<br /><br />If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!<br /><br />The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.<br /><br />MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It s working.<br /><br />A Jewish woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell? <br /><br /><br />Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.<br /><br /><br />Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you ll be disconnected!<br /><br /><br />Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention! Student: I m paying as little as I can sir!<br /><br /><br />Woman complaining to dentist: I d rather get pregnant than have a tooth filling! Dentist: ok, decide from now so i can adjust the chair accordingly <br /><br /><br />A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn<br /><br /><br />Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.<br /><br /><br />DOu know WHO is the best goolkeeper in this world ? ANSWER: WOMEN, no matter how much and which way u fuck her, ur balls will never go in.<br /><br /><br />Last Nite i wanted 2 write u a letter but all i cud write was<br />.<br />.<br /> noh ss!W !<br />.<br />.<br /> It didnt make sense untill u Read it UPSIDE DOWN!!<br /><br />Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!<br /><br />I went to ur home just now, i cannot enter cos your door says: #CUTE PEOPLE NOT ALLOWED# Pls, take it off next time, ok?<br /><br />Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1<br /><br />Thought of u 2day,dats not new,thought of u yesterday + da day b4 2, ill think of u 2mor + my whole life thru & ill think of u 4eva coz i think da world of U<br /><br />I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.<br /><br />A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!<br /><br />Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine!<br /><br />i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style.Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!<br /><br />As I lie awake in my bed.All sorts of thought run through my head,Like why do I love u as much as I do.den I realise its because u r u!<br /><br />there was an headcount of angels in heaven,pandemonium strucked discoverin dat an angel is missin,pls call heaven &tell dem ure safe wit me,my sweet angel<br /><br />I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!<br /><br />I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face No1 will ever take your place<br /><br /><br />I asked God for a flower, he gave me a garden. I asked for a tree,he gave me a forest. I asked for a river, he gave me an ocean. I asked for an angel, and he sent me YOU!<br /><br />Immature love says:"I love you because I need you".Mature love says:"I need you because I love you”<br /><br /><br />Roses r blue, Violets r red, Im crap with colours, but wicked in bed. <br /><br />roses r red, poppys r 2, but ill do anything 2 b with you<br /><br />Roses r red Voilets r blue 2 hell wiv da colors I really luvs u <br /><br />Roses r red, sky lights r blue! Love is a drug and i'm addicted 2 u<br /><br />roses are red voilet are blue, someone like you, belongs in a zoo, dont be mad dont be blue, frankenstein was ugly to<br /><br />If Roses were Black and violets were brown, my love for you would never b found but roses r red and violets are blue, all i want to say is I LOVE U!<br /><br />Roses r red, Violets r blue, God made me pretty, but wat happend 2 u!<br /><br />roses are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one <br />doesnt!!!<br /><br />roses are red, violets are blue, a kippers a fish, dat smell like you, lets not despair,lets live in hope,dat one day ull discover soap<br /><br />Red r red, violets r blue l luv chocolate more than u!!<br /><br /><br />A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise<br /><br />Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!<br /><br />wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!<br /><br />Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated<br /><br /><br /><br />Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!<br /><br />If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!<br /><br />Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!<br /><br />Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur dreams and wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better friend like u!<br /><br /><br /><br />i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite<br /><br />8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you<br /><br />Uve won my luv now I luv u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!<br /><br />There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for me, the only dream i dream<br /><br />i dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz i aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am missin u!<br /><br />Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u<br /><br />There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!<br /><br />one day the moon sed 2 me, if your lover makes you cry why dont you leave your lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would you every leave your sky?<br /><br />I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!<br /><br />if i died or travelled far, i'd write ur name on every star,so everyone could look up & see, dat u mean the world 2 me<br /><br />Wantin u is easy missin u is hard.Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the key to my heart<br /><br />How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?<br /><br />Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u<br /><br />Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx<br /><br />When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you<br /><br />True luv is hard 2 find.Special 1-1 of a kind.But the luv inside of me is true.It appeared the day i met you!<br /><br />It takes 2 to tango.2 to kiss.2 to talk & remenisce.so many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u!<br /><br />U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight.those words run thru my head day & nite.i dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!<br /><br />1000 words 1 cood say.1000 wishes 1 cood pray.1000 miles legs cood walk.1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.1000 times ill b true.1000 ways 2 say i luv u!<br /><br />Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my luv & my bestfriend<br /><br /><br />You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!<br /><br />There are 3 steps to happy happiness: 1 you. 2 me. 3 our hearts 4 eternity!<br /><br /><br /><br />Except you ... -<br /><br />I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give up everything... except U... <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Sun & Moon -<br /><br />Everyone wants 2 b the sun dat lights up your life.But I'd rather b ur moon,so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around. <br /> <br /> <br /><br /><br /> <br /><br />I Miss You ! <br /><br />I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you <br /> <br />Always on my mind... <br /><br />Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind! <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Three things ...<br /><br />I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever. <br />i love the 'y'<br />i love the 'u'<br />i love the 'o'<br />put them together<br />and i love 'you' <br /> <br /> <br /><br />It's me! <br /><br />Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !<br /> <br /><br /><br />Moving Sutra ... <br /><br />Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on. <br /> <br /> <br /><br />I miss you ... <br /><br />U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haF stOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u...<br /> <br /> <br /><br />1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ..<br /><br />Luv not 1, Luv not 2 Luv d 1 who luvs u true, Luv not 3, Luv not 4<br />Luv d 1 who luvs u more Luv not 5, Luv not 6 Luv d 1 who really sticks,Luv not 7, Luv not 8 Luv d 1 who really waits... <br /> <br /> <br /><br />The Spaces ...<br /><br />The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever.. <br /> <br />Fate ... <br /><br />Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...<br /> <br /> <br /><br />Never ending circle<br /><br />If you love someone, put their name in a circle instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever. <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Wont let you go<br /><br />I know its wrong 4 me 2 fall 4 u,but i cant get through it & if choosing right means letting u go...then let me be wrong 4ever...<br /> <br /><br /><br />10000 ways - <br /><br />10000 words 1 cud say.10000 wishes 1 cud pray.10000 miles legs cud walk.10000 sounds a mouth cud talk.10000 times ill b true.10000 ways 2 say i luv u!<br /> <br />Me & You! - <br /><br />It takes 2 to tango.2 to kiss.2 to talk & remenisce.so many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u! <br /> <br />When I met you... <br /><br />True luv is hard 2 find.Special 1-1 of a kind.But the luv inside of me is true.It appeared the day i met you! <br /> <br />What is Love?<br /><br />LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!<br /> <br />Falling in love...<br /><br />You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!<br /> <br />You are the one.. <br /><br />What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me? <br /> <br />My lover <br /><br />Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is worthwhile ....<br /> <br /><br /><br />Scared to loose you<br /><br />1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u! <br /> <br />I'm very Rich !<br /><br />I opened my purse and found it empty.i reached in 2 my pocket and found a few coins then i searched my heart and found u!dats wen i realised how rich i am <br /> <br />Love Forever<br /><br />Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx <br /> <br />How can you ... <br /><br />How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?<br /> <br /><br /><br />Looking 4 .....<br /><br />I'm lukin 4 a word. I'm lukin 4 a whole new word. I'm lukin 4 a word. I'm lukin 4 a word dat nobody knows. I'm lukin 4 a word. I'm lukin 4 a word dat says...dat you are the best !!!<br /> <br />Me or your life? <br /><br />One day u'll ask me: "whats more important to u- me or ur life?" ill say "my life" and u'll go and leave without even knowing that u are my life.<br /> <br />Golden Star<br /><br />If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you <br /> <br />My angel... <br /><br />I asked an angel 2 watch over u, but she back sooner than expected!i asked y?She said "an angel doesnt need 2 watch over an angel!<br /> <br />Dont want 2 Miss u<br /><br />If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...<br /> <br />You are angel<br /><br />I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden.I ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean.I asked God 4 an angel &he gave me u<br /> <br />My thoughts<br /><br />By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you <br /> <br /><br /><br />Best ever!<br /><br />if someone asks me if ur good...ill say ur not...if they say ur better ...ill say ur not...why shud i say ur good or better coz ur the best i ever had... <br /> <br />Untill tommorow <br /><br />How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow05 Mar 2004<br /> <br />I Love You! <br /><br />A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will. u've filled a space no one can fill! <br /> <br />The moment <br /><br />I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u. <br /> <br />Love is BAD!!!! <br /><br />Luv is a basta** it can treat u lik dirt Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt. <br /> <br />I Love You!<br /><br />What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you .. I love you <br /> <br />Best friend .. <br /><br />I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!<br /> <br /><br /><br /> all types<br /><br />• May your salty day be peppered with spicy love. May u bask in lemon sunshine, play on strawberry fields, under a vanilla sky. In short have a Yummy day!<br /> <br />• I don't regret the things I have done & the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you. <br /> <br />• Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morning to one such person.<br /> <br />• Dreams visit us when we r asleep but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us up each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true! Gud Morning<br /> <br />• God picked up a flower, dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into u n then he gifted it to me & said this friend is for u!<br /> <br />• No Shadows to depress U, only joys to surround U, many friends to Luv U, God himself to bless U. These r my Wishes for U, for today, tomorrow & Everyday!<br /> <br />• Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing & a new hope. It's a perfect day coz it's God's gift. Have a blessed & wonderful day.<br /> <br />• An icing can make a cake so sweet, a string can make a balloon so high, a match can make a candle so bright. I hope that a simple text can make you smile.<br /> <br />• God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true... It's you!<br /> <br />• I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.<br /> <br /><br /><br />• May your salty day be peppered with spicy love. May u bask in lemon sunshine, play on strawberry fields, under a vanilla sky. In short have a Yummy day!<br /> <br />• I don't regret the things I have done & the things I didn't do. For somewhere along the way I must have done something right coz I ended up with a friend like you. <br /> <br />• Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morning to one such person.<br /> <br />• Dreams visit us when we r asleep but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us up each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true! Gud Morning<br /> <br />• God picked up a flower, dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into u n then he gifted it to me & said this friend is for u!<br /> <br />• No Shadows to depress U, only joys to surround U, many friends to Luv U, God himself to bless U. These r my Wishes for U, for today, tomorrow & Everyday!<br /> <br />• Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing & a new hope. It's a perfect day coz it's God's gift. Have a blessed & wonderful day.<br /> <br />• An icing can make a cake so sweet, a string can make a balloon so high, a match can make a candle so bright. I hope that a simple text can make you smile.<br /> <br />• God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth each day...and I just caught one that's so nice and true... It's you!<br /> <br />• I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.<br /> <br /><br />• I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not be the first but to b ur last!<br /> <br />• Life gives answer in 3 ways... It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best! Have a Gud Day.<br /> <br />• I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?<br /> <br />• Give laugh to all, but smile to one; Cheeks to all, but lips to one; Luv to all, but heart to one; Let everybody Luv U, but U luv only one.<br /> <br />• Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget to reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn't mean I forget u. I'm just giving u time to Miss me.<br /> <br />• Stars are out, the moon is up, 1 more Hug, 1 more smile, Kiss u once, Kiss u twice, now it’s time 4 bed. Close ur eyes n sleep tight! Gud Night!<br /> <br />• I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!<br /> <br />• My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t Kiss u and my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.<br /> <br />• Whatever happens 2 ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem 2 b solved but a gift 2 b enjoyed. Make Everyday ur best day! Gud Morning!<br /> <br />• We cannot be together,<br />But we'll never be apart,<br />For no matter what life brings us,<br />You’re always in my heart. <br /><br /><br /> <br />• Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of luv, bcoz sun rises in the east and sets in the west but friendship rises in the heart and sets after Death.<br /> <br />• Tera charcha hai har gali mein, har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,<br />Yeh koi chamatkar nahi, aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai.<br /> <br />• Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I've already received hundreds.<br /> <br />• If GOD answers your prayers he is increasing your faith, If delays increasing your patience, If does'nt answer he knows you can handle it perfectly.<br /> <br />• Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds...... Open ur eyes ! Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool...........<br /><br />• God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so sexy,<br />God made rivers, God made lakes and God made you... well everybody makes mistakes.<br /> <br />• People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven. <br /> <br />• Friendship is like a garden. It's beautiful when watered with luv, hugs, tears & cheers but dries up if left untouched so always keep in touch.<br /> <br />• I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!<br /> <br />• I've special breakfast 4 u today: A glass of care, a plate of luv, a spoon of peace, a fork of trust & a bowl of prayer. Gud morning & keep smiling.<br /> <br />• The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!<br /> <br />• Without ur SMS days are like: Moanday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shattereday & Sadday. So send me SMS everyday.<br /> <br />• Life is like a piano... white keys represent happiness, black keys for sorrow but only when you go through the white & black keys u hear the MUSIC of LIFE.<br /> <br />• I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!<br /> <br />• Look outside, it’s so pleasant, sun is smiling with u, trees dancing for u, birds singing for u, coz last night, I asked them to wish u a Good Morning.<br /> <br />• Just Go To Hell..... do u understand Just Go To Hell.... because only you can change the hell into heaven... by your sweetness.<br /> <br />• 2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first. Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Luv is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luv never dies.<br /> <br />• May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.<br /><br />• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist !<br /> <br />• When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!<br /> <br />• God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!<br /> <br />• Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison u r the best.<br /> <br />• Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!<br /> <br />• Why is it that I must climb the tallest mountain and swim the widest ocean to get to you, when all you need is just a simple smile to get to me?<br /> <br />• Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.<br /> <br />• Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.<br /> <br />• If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!<br /> <br />• You put the fun in together,<br />The sad in apart,<br />The hope in tomorrow,<br />The joy in my heart.<br /><br />• Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.<br /> <br />• I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.<br /> <br />• Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...<br /> <br />• Today, tomorrow & yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for u. You know Whose?<br />Your Own, Stupid!<br /> <br />• I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you.<br /> <br />• Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!<br /> <br />• We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water so when problems upset u just think… u must be God's fav cup of tea.<br /> <br />• Whenever u feel low always remember: U r braver than u believe; Stronger than u seem; Wiser than u think & life isn't that bad. So cheer up! <br /> <br />• Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to go through that day. Have a good smiley day!<br /> <br />• Only the open heart receives luv, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts & only the cute persons receive SMS from me!<br /> <br />• Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. A friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older just like us... I get better, u get older.<br /> <br />• Kick off ur shoes, take a break,<br />Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake,<br />Light the candles, cut the cake.<br />Make it a day that's simply Great! Happy B'Day.<br /> <br />• Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it'll never bounce.<br /> <br />• This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?<br />Animal Planet!<br /> <br />• If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.<br /> <br />• A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.<br /> <br />• Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:<br />The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!<br /> <br />• Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.<br /> <br />• All mornings are like Paintings. U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone like me to color ur day.<br /> <br />• I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.<br /> <br />• Never waste an opportunity to say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.<br /> <br />• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.<br /> <br />• If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.<br /> <br />• I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.<br /> <br />• Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me!<br /> <br />• What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I'd pick U coz it's better to get hurt than hv a heart without U<br /> <br />• Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, luv & laughter, quiet moments & fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!<br /> <br />• Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart; encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! Gud Day!<br /> <br />• If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.<br /> <br />• Every sunset gives us one day less to live, but every sunrise gives us, one day more to hope! So, get up & hope 4 the best. Gud Day & Gud Luck!<br /> <br />• The world doesn't need more mountains to climb, more seas to cross or more stars to shine! What the world needs is more of U & UR smile. Keep smiling!<br /> <br />• One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear, U must STOP eating sweets, as you are already a Sweetheart!<br /> <br />• One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a relationship, one touch can show luv n care & one person like u can make life worth living. God bless u dear!<br /> <br />• I may seldom tell u how special u are, I may not b able to reach u coz we're both busy, but in spite of all, u know u are someone I really miss & care about.<br /> <br />• Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no rent, don’t vacate & if at all they leave, they just break down the room they lived.<br /> <br />• Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!<br /> <br />• If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.<br /> <br />• I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line!<br /> <br />• There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.<br /> <br />• Remember 2 remember me, forget to forget me. Even if u try to remember to forget me I'll never forget to remember to remind u to remember me.<br /> <br />• If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv 4 u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long, but we'll win every fight.<br /> <br />• Indian mathematicians meeting held at New Delhi yesterday - they have decided to change the name of zero. The new name will be GANGULY.<br /> <br />• Teacher: Why is your nose red?<br />Max: I smelled a b-rose.<br />Teacher: But there is no "b" in rose.<br />Max: There was in this one!<br /> <br />• There's no Special reason 4 this msg, I just wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile and say: Someone remembers u.<br /> <br />• When you are feeling stressed & about to breakdown, just remember: Stressed is just Desserts spelled backwards. It's a piece of cake!<br /> <br />• Treat life as the sea, heart as the seashore & friends like the waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which one touches the seashore.<br /> <br />• Receive my simple gift of Gud Morning wrapped with sincerity, tied with care & sealed with a prayer to keep u safe & happy all day long! Take Care!<br /> <br />• Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.<br /> <br />• I could 4get a face, 4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a game, I could even 4get myself but 4getting a friend like U, FORGET IT.<br /> <br />• Life gives answers in 2 ways. It says YES & gives u what u want. It says NO & gives u something better. It says wait & gives u the Best in its own time.<br /> <br />• Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death!<br /> <br />• When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards, it's a piece of cake!<br /> <br />• 6 rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & always have me as Ur Friend.<br /> <br />• I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.<br /> <br />• When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.<br /> <br />• In the morning I don't eat because I think of you, at noon I don't eat because I think of you, in the evening I don't eat because I think of you, at night I don't sleep because I am hungry.<br /> <br />• Tru luv is lik an pillow, u can hug ven u r in trouble, u can cry ven u r in pain & u can embrace ven u r happy. So ven u need true luv: spend rs 100 and buy a pillow.<br /> <br />• Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use piegons. 1day a piegon reach Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!<br />Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.<br /> <br />• My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.<br /> <br />• Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)<br /> <br />• Santa to Banta: I kiss my wife everyday before leavin for office, what about you? His friend replies: Me too, after you leave.<br /> <br />• True friends r like the mornings, u can’t have them whole day but u can be sure they’ll b there when u wake up tomorrow, next week, next year, forever…<br /> <br />• Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be thankful that once in my life’s journey we became friends!<br /> <br />• Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.<br /> <br />• Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends and a garden full of memories of many good things.<br /> <br />• 'I Trust You' is a better compliment than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.<br /> <br />• When we were kids, we couldn't wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts<br /> <br />• I wish a wish 4 you. It's a wish I wish 4 few. The wish I wish 4 u is that all ur wishes come true... so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with you!<br /> <br />• Friendship is a little more Smile, a little less Frown; a little more We, a little less I; a little more Laugh, a little less Cry, Friendship is simply U & I.<br /> <br />• Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.<br /> <br />• Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Gud day.<br /> <br />• Find arms that’ll hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will see u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u have found it, you've found luv.<br /> <br />• Rich people travel in cars, poor people travel in carts but people like you travel in hearts. Have a gud day!<br /> <br />• Last night I saw u walking on the road. U looked so fine, ur face was so divine that I just couldn’t control myself and started singing: ‘Who let the dogs out’<br /> <br />• On march 31st if anyone talks about your beauty, your power, ur greatness, your smartness, then just kill them...How dare they FOOL u 1 day before.<br /> <br />• If I could be any part of you, I’d be ur tear. To be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips.<br /> <br />• Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.<br /> <br />• Don't place me in ur eyes, I may fall as a tear, place me in ur heart, so that every beat reminds u that this friend is always there for u.<br /> <br />• Hav U evr noticed women problems usually involve MEN? MENopause MENstrual pain MENtal illnes GUYnecologist HISterectomy HISteria & deMENtia!<br /> <br />• We never have what we like, we never like what we have still we live, love n hope that some day we'll get what we luv or luv what we have! Thats life.<br /> <br />• I always knew that luking back on my tears would someday make me laugh but I never knew that luking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.<br /> <br />• Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.<br />Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!<br /> <br />• If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.<br /> <br />• Last night, thinking of u, one tear rolled out. I asked, why are u out? Tear said, there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place 4 me.<br /> <br />• Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,<br />Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.<br /> <br />• What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.<br /> <br />• Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. It's like when the hand gets hurt, eyes cry and when the eye cries, the hand wipes.<br /> <br />• People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I.<br /> <br />• Banta: What's Ford?<br />Santa: Gaadi.<br />Banta: What's Oxford?<br />Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.<br /> <br />• A Happy Boss tells his employees:<br />You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.<br /> • Banta: I got an anonymous letter.<br />Santa: From whom?<br /> <br />• Banta:Santa where were u born?<br />Santa: punjab.<br />Banta: which part.<br />Santa: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in Punjab".<br /> <br />• Kya kahun tujhe khwab kahun to toot jayega. dil kahun to bikhar jayega, aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun, maut se pehle to tera saath chhut na payega! <br /> <br />• Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!<br />Premika: DHOKLA<br /> <br />• Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.<br />Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth. <br /> <br />• With atomic and meteoric regards, my volcanic impulse trembles every time I greet a person with a magnitude of character and charm like you.<br /> <br />• Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Gud day.<br /> <br />• Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only bcoz its always fun being with u but also bcoz I won't mind going down to see u rise.<br /> <br />• Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's blunder!<br /> <br />• If I'm in hell & u r in heaven, I'll luk up & b glad of u. If I'm in heaven & u r in hell, I'll pray 2 God 2 send me down coz the heaven is not heaven without U<br /> <br />• Eyes: To look at you; Hands: To pray for you; Mind: To care for u; Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.<br /> <br />• Night has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leave your worries at the blue bay.<br /> <br />• Come, work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.<br /> <br />• Some friends r worth 2b thrown, some r good 2 keep, some r 2b treasured 4 ever. I think u r the one 2b thrown in the treasure box 2b kept 4 ever.<br /> <br />• Sometimes my mind asks: Why I miss u? Why I care 4 u? Why I remember u? Then my heart answers: B’coz a mental patient needs more care.<br /> <br />• Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!<br /> <br />• Banta: What's the definition of bravery?<br />Santa: A man with a bad case of diarrhea taking a chance with a huge fart.<br /> <br />• If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna b right. My luv 4 u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long, but we'll win every fight.<br /> <br />• Stars have 5 ends, squares have 4 ends, triangles have 3 ends, lines have 2 ends, life has 1 end, but I hope our friendship has no end.<br /> <br />• A bell is no bell 'til u ring it, a song is no song 'til u sing it & luv in ur heart wasn’t put there to stay - luv isn’t luv 'til you give it away.<br /> <br />• One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.<br /> <br />• It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost its most beautiful angel.<br /> <br />• Everyone wants 2 be the sun that lights up ur life. But I'd rather be ur moon, so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.<br /> <br />• A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But you know what? It's sweetest when its you.<br /> <br />• The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?<br /> <br />• Its true that we don’t know what we've got until we lose it, but it is also true that we don’t know what we've been missing until it arrives.<br /> <br />• Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.<br /> <br />• My eyes r hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips r cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I m not with u.<br /> <br />• Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.<br /> <br />• Roses r red voilets r blue, monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel angry u will find me there too, not in cage but laughing at u.<br /> <br />• I want you 2 know that our friendship mean alot 2 me. U cry i cry. U laugh I laugh. U jump out of the window... I look down & den... I laugh again.<br /> <br />• Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I cud have a new one everyday.<br /> <br />• Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!<br /> <br />• I’ve written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. You should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far..<br /> <br />• Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...<br /> <br />• A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar werry samaarat end gudd lukeeng mak manee spallings misstake... Vatt iz yorr opeeneum?<br /> <br />• God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.<br /> <br />• Little birdy in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don't mind and you don't cry, You just thank God that cows don't fly.<br /> <br />• What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."<br /> <br />• There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed and of course a donkey to pay her bills!!<br /> <br />• Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4 rich quotes or corny jokes, in text messaging & in poor signal, till low battery do us part?<br /> <br />• God made Coke, God made Pepsi, God made ME, so damm SEXY! God made rivers, God made LAKES, God made U, well everybody makes MISTAKES!!<br /> <br />• A small kid wrote to SANTA CLAUSE, "send me a brother". Santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".<br /> <br />• Hearts could only love 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.<br /> <br />• U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me.<br /> <br />• Salesman: Sir, this computer will cut your workload by 50%.<br />Santa: That's great, I'll take two of them.<br /> <br />• An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted: Kya nishana lagaya hai!<br /> <br />• I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.<br /> <br />• U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.<br /> <br />• I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you. <br /> <br />• When somebody who's deeply in love with u tells u that you're cute, beautiful and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear coz love is blind.<br /> <br />• Words begin with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do, re, mi and friendship begins with U and ME!<br /> <br />• Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!<br /> <br />• Here's to the bright New Year and a fond farewell to the old; here's to the things that are yet to come and to the memories that we hold.<br /> <br />• Wishing u 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of laughter, 8760 hrs of Gud luck, 525600 min of joy, 31536000 secs of success in 2005 & always.<br /> <br />• May the New Year bring with it new colors of joy, new hues of happiness & new tints of success. Sending u a spectrum of wishes 2 brighten ur days.<br /> <br />• Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?<br />A: Because they advertised 'free delivery'<br /> <br />• Friendship is an onion. It has many layers in it. Adds taste to your life, but if you try to cut it you will get nothing but tears!<br /> <br />• Love is painful, it is true; not to love is painful too.. But it gives a greater pain to love and not to be loved again.<br /> <br />• Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."<br /> <br />• I wanted to kill the most sweetest, smartest and most beautiful person on earth. ...Then I thought SUICIDE is crime under sec 309 IPC<br /> <br />• I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised that loving a friend is even better; v lose ppl v love but v never lose true friends.<br /> <br />• May the Christmas brings smiles at ur doorstep, joy in ur heart and luv n togetherness of friends n family in ur home. Merry Christmas!<br /> <br />• When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the new...<br />I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"<br /> <br />• If u were going to die soon & had only one phone call u could make, who would u call & what would u say? And why are u waiting?<br /> <br />• U may be out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always b special 2 me.<br /> <br />• Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.<br /> <br />• Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.<br /> <br />• When u smile the world smiles with u. When u r down people’ll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!<br /> <br />• Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there's still enough space 4 another girl on top.<br /> <br />• A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.<br /> <br />• The best gift you can give is a hug; one size fits all and no one ever minds if you return it.<br /> <br />• You should do two things in the morning- 1) Pray to God so you can live and 2) have a shower so others can live.<br /> <br />• Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can c it but only u can feel its true warmth. Thanks 4 being the pee in my pants.<br /> <br />• Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man, but behind a satisfied woman there is an exhausted man.<br /> <br />• When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.<br /> <br />• Luk at the world around u; u’ll see God's creativity. Luk at the breakfast table; u’ll see God's providence. Look at the mirror; u’ll see God's sense of humor.<br /> <br />• Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS<br /> <br />• Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.<br /> <br />• Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was - noh ss!W ! It doesn't make sense until you read it upside down!<br /> <br />• Never say u r happy when u r sad. Never say u r fine when u r not ok. Never say u feel gud when u feel bad. And never say u r alone when I’m still alive.<br /> <br />• One day you will ask me what's more important 2 me, you or my life? I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life.<br /> <br />• Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart, encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! GUD DAY!<br /> <br />• Love is just like life, it's not always easy and does not always bring happiness but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving.<br /> <br />• Hey friend, remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs U after all!<br /> <br />• A million words couldn't bring you back I know because I've tried, neither could a million tears I know because I've cried.<br /> <br />• There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!<br /> <br />• Friends come n go, me...??? NEVER! I'll stay and trouble you as long as I can!<br /> <br />• I have liked many but loved very few yet noone has been as sweet as u. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.<br /> <br />• U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!<br /> <br /><br /> • What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.<br /> <br />• Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS<br /> <br />• God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law<br /> <br />• A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?<br /> <br />• Life can b hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark morning brings sun. When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care give me a call coz I'll always b there!<br /> <br />• Morning doesn't mean getting up & working again. It rather means GOD luvs u so much that he lets u live another day 2 do more of the gud things.<br /> <br />• To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have heart I need happiness, to have happiness I need you!<br /> <br />• When you are down and no one is there, don't think of me. When you are crying and no one is there then too don't just think of me. Call me up, my incoming is free.<br /> <br />• Those who can't have you hate you, those who have you can't handle you, those who abuse you lose you, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse you!<br /> <br />• A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking.<br />Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.<br /> <br />• I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,<br />I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you<br />I love you a lot...<br />I love you like crazy because Maneka Gandhi says love animals !!!!<br /> <br />• Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money & even lose your mind. But one thing you’ll never loose is your good looks because you cant lose what you don't have.<br /> <br />• This is to formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts in Cash, Cheques, Sweets and Chocolates etc (no flowers plz). Avoid holiday rush, send now.<br /> <br /><br /><br /> <br />• The shortest word I know is 'I'. The sweetest word I know is 'LOVE'. And the person I never forget is 'YOU'<br /> <br />• Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.<br /> <br />• Don't u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now.<br /> <br />• I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.<br /> <br />• If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every fight.<br /> <br />• Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight. Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight.<br /> <br />• I am a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart.<br /> <br /><br /> <br />• The smile is like a simcard & life is like cellphone, whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day is activated Keep Smiling.<br /> <br />• Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u!<br /> <br />• There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married & now he is going through hell.<br /> <br />• Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.<br /> <br />• Simple music can make u sing, simple hug can make u feel better; simple things can make u happy, hope that my simple Hi will make u smile. Happy Friendship Day.<br /> <br /><br /><br />• 1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 Request- Take care, 1 Wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I Hate U, 1 Truth- I Miss U, 1 Hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.<br /> <br />• Always be happy and always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile.<br /> <br />• Life is a book, we all read it; Luv is blessing, we all need it. Always b Happy, always have a Smile, Remember in this World we r just for While.<br /> <br />• What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. Luv U!<br /> <br />• Life never seems to b the way we want it, but we live it in the best way we can. There’s no perfect life but we can fill it with perfect moments. Hv a nice day.<br /> <br />• Cherish things while u still hv them, b4 they r gone & u'll realize how precious they really r. Life can only be understood backwards but it must b lived forward<br /> <br />• Friendship is like a war; easy to start, difficult to end and impossible to forget. So I am having war with you & hope you don't want peace.<br /> <br />• Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today, plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.<br /> <br />• Not every bird can dance, but peacock did that. Not every flower can represent LUV, but Rose did that. Not every Friend can reach up to HEART, but u did.<br /> <br />• A late night greeting doesn't only mean good night It has a silent msg saying... U R my last thought at night.<br /> <br />• A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. Keep SMS'ing<br /> <br />• Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has Adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys.<br /> <br />• I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb ur tears, don’t throw me after use, but when u feel cold I’ll burn myself 2 warm u coz I Luv U.<br /> <br />• In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r nitrates<br />Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier than day.<br /> <br />• Cherish things while u still hv them b4 they r gone & u'll realize how precious they really r. Life can only b understood backwards but it must b lived forward.<br /> <br />• What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?<br /> <br />• Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.<br /> <br />• I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine.<br />I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine. <br /> <br />• We live in r dreams but dreams may die. Don't get shattered & never ever cry. The world is big n has lots to give. Pick a new dream & start again. Gud Day.<br /> <br />• Beauty doesn't make luv but luv makes beauty; break everything but never break the heart; Heart is the music, play it but never play with it.<br /> <br />• Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true. Every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.<br /> <br />• Touch my heart & u’ll feel,<br />Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,<br />Look into my heart & u’ll see,<br />That u’ll always be a special part of me.<br /> <br />• Simple music can make u sing, a simple hug can make u feel better; simple things can make u happy. Hope my simple Hi... will make u smile. Good Morning.<br /> <br />• The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track. They never meet but has go together to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship.<br /> <br />• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!<br /> <br />• GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive<br /> <br />• Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in rain, otherwise I will lose such a SWEET friend like U.<br /> <br />• Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u'll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful.<br /> <br />• To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift,<br />Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.<br /> <br />• If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.<br /> <br /><br /><br />• Have u ever watched sunlight passing thru raindrops? It's just like my sweet msgs passing thru ur cell making it colorful like a RAINBOW. Good Morning!<br /> <br />• Smile a while & while you smile others smile and soon there will be miles & miles of smiles just because you smiled. I wish ur day is full of SMILE<br /> <br />• A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning & Have a nice day.<br /> <br />• I am in casualty now; don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to ICU. Doctor told me that I’ll die if I don't STOP Missing U!<br /> <br />• Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human; Failure makes u Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keeps u going! God Bless U!<br /> <br />• Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!<br />Santa: Why don't you cook something else.<br /> <br />• A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.<br />Santa does not turns up for 4 days. <br />Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out.<br /> <br />• Always be Happy, always wear a smile. Not because life is full of reasons to smile, but because your smile itself is a reason for many others to Smile...<br /> <br />• To Luv some1 is madness, 2b loved by some1 is a Gift, Loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is LIFE.<br /> <br />• Faith makes everything possible; Hope makes everything work; Luv makes everything beautiful. May u have all the 3 as u begin each day. Gud Morning!<br /> <br /><br /><br />• Knock! Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!<br /> <br />• Give laugh to all but smile to one; Give cheeks to all but lips to one; Give luv to all but heart to one; Let everybody luv u but u luv one.<br /> <br />• Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefully planned by God, wonderful friends like u r carefully gifted by God<br /> <br />• Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day.<br /> <br />• Night is longer than day for those who DREAM & day is longer than night for those who make their DREAMS come true. Wish you Gud Night & Sweet Dreams!<br /> <br />• Whatever is warm & inspiring, whatever means most to you, whatever makes you smile & brings you joy that’s what I wish for U! Have a great Weekend.<br /> <br />• Don’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day!<br /> <br />• No one can go back & make a new beginning, but anyone can start from now & make a happy ending! Hope u'll have a day that starts right & ends Happy!<br /> <br />• U r as sweet as Bailey, as strong as Tequila, as warm as Cognac, as exotic as Malibu, as heady as a cocktail & as special as Champagne. I'm simply drunk on U. <br /> <br />• Life ends when u stop Dreaming; Hope ends when u stop Believing; Luv ends when u stop Caring; So Dream, Believe n Care, Life is really Beautiful<br /> <br /><br /><br />• Smile in pleasure, smile in pain; Smile when trouble pours like rain; Smile when someone hurts U, Smile coz someone cares 4 U. Keep Smiling.<br /> <br />• Life is like cotton- Don't make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow, but make it lighter by letting it blow in the Wind of Joy!!!<br /> <br />• Steps to do every Morning this year: Close ur eyes, take a deep breath, open ur arms wide, feel ur heart beat n say: Here I’m, Oh God, embrace me n b my Strength<br /> <br />• New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2006<br /> <br />• May ur sun shine even brighter, ur step seem even lighter, ur smile stretch even wider, ur dreams reach even higher. May u have a year that's never been finer.<br /> <br />• I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.<br /> <br />• If sumone throws a stone towards u, throw luv towards him but if sumone throw luv towards u, then sit for a while & think coz luv hurts more than stone.<br /> <br />• Devote time to enjoy; it's the secret of youth. Devote time for friends; it’s the path to happiness. Devote time to luv n b loved; it's the source of pleasure.<br /> <br />• There are two eternities that can really break you down, Yesterday & Tomorrow. One is gone & other does not exist! So live today only. Gud Morning!<br /> <br />• Please open ur eyes, so the Sun can rise, flowers can blossom, birds can sing, as all r waitin to see a beautiful SMILE in ur face & say Gud Morning.<br /> <br /><br />• What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!<br /> <br />• With a cheerful smile and a happy face, you make this world a better place. For if there were just more like you, life would be brighter & better too.<br /> <br />• Enjoy the little things in life. Family, friendship, luv and being loved. One day you may look back and discover that's all you need in life.<br /> <br />• In life when you get troubles, don't get nervous... Just close your eyes and follow ur heart... b'coz heart may be in left.... but it is always right.<br /> <br />• When I go wrong, I need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, I need ur hand 2 catch, wen I win, I need ur hand 2 pat. In short:Ye Haath Mujhe De De Thakur<br /> <br />• U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE<br /> <br />• If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere, and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, U R in my heart<br /> <br />• Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u will aways remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u <br /> <br />• Too many stars in the sky, too many tears that have left my eyes. Too many girls out in the blue, but they are nothing compared to you!<br /> <br />• Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.<br /> <br /><br /><br />• Twinkle Twinkle yaraan di car, khadke glassi in the bar, Punjabi Bhangra te Chicken fry, tuhanu Lohri di lakh lakh vadhai.<br /> <br />• Wishing u a very happy Lohri. May the lohri fire burns all the moments of sadness and brings you warmth of joy n happiness and love...<br /> <br />• Moongfali di khusboo te Gurh di mithaas, Makki di roti te Sarson da Saag, dil di khushi te apneya da pyar, mubarak hove tuhanu Lohri da tyohar.<br /> <br />• I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.<br /> <br />• Days are too Busy; Hours are too Few; Seconds are too Fast, but there is always time for me to ask: How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!<br /> <br />• Always have positive attitude in life. There is something positive in every person & situation. Even a stopped clock is right twice. Gud Morning!<br /> <br />• Never luk for a Gud Face, it'll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it'll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that'll miss u every day.<br /> <br />• A bell is no bell 'til u ring it, a song is no song 'til u sing it & luv in ur heart wasn’t put there to stay-luv isn’t luv 'til you give it away.<br /> <br />• Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but our friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding<br /> <br />• I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy. I hate u when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u more.<br /> <br /><br /><br />• In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen for a reason but when the luv is real it becomes your plan for life n reason for living.<br /> <br />• Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, and they help us as we walk through life. Thanks for being my size.<br /> <br />• Six rules to be Happy: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as ur Friend.<br /> <br />• Don't go for luks, it can deceive; don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes u smile coz only a smile makes a dark day bright.<br /> <br />• Life is an echo; all comes back, the gud, the bad, the false, and the true. So, give the world the best u have & the best will come back to u. Have a gr8 day.<br /> <br />• I've noticed that being with u, I smile a little more often, I anger a little less quickly, the sun shines a little brighter & life is much sweeter. I Luv U<br /> <br />• Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile, thinking of you makes me smile, being with you is the best thing ever, and loving you is what I'll do forever<br /> <br />• Nobody's right till somebody's wrong; Nobody's weak till somebody's strong; Nobody's lucky till luv comes along; Nobody's lonely till somebody's gone. I Miss U.<br /> <br />• It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.<br /> <br />• Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.<br /> <br /><br /><br />• I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that would convey, what I had in my heart, But when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I can't live without u!<br /> <br />• If Roses were Black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LOVE U!<br /> <br />• I may b innocent to know what luv is, I may not show it to u. I may not luv u the way it should b, but I’m always willing to luv u the way I understand it.<br /> <br />• Luv is born with the pleasure of luking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of separation<br /> <br />• When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it's everything.<br /> <br />• It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk & reminisce. So many good things come in pair & one of those things is ME n YOU!<br /> <br />• It's gud to have money & the things it can buy but it's also gud to check once in a while & make sure u haven't lost the things money can't buy.... FRIENDS!<br /> <br />• Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.<br /> <br />• Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile, thinking of you makes me smile, being with you is the best thing ever, and loving you is what I'll do forever<br /> <br />• No one is born happy but all of us are born with the ability to create happiness around us. So, flash your sweet smiles today & make others happy. Gud Morning<br /> <br /><br /><br />• Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.<br /> <br />• Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it's not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.<br /> <br />• Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.<br /> <br />• I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!<br /> <br />• Among the stars u r the one that shines the most. Among the winds u r the one that brings the refreshing air. Among the people u r the one who I wanna give a rose.<br /> <br />• Today is Saint Valentine’s day; All in the morning betime; And I a maid at your window; To be your Valentine.<br /> <br />• What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.<br /> <br />• There's warmth in my heart. It haunts me when u r gone. Mend me to ur side and never let go. The more I live the more I know, what's simple is true. I Luvl U<br /> <br />• Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U.<br /> <br />• U'll always be mine 4 now & 4ever. U'll always be mine 4 u r my treasure.U'll always be mine please tell me its true. Please be mine 4ever. I'll always luv u<br /> <br /><br /><br />• What’s luv? Those who don't like it call it a responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't hv it call it a dream. And for me it’s U.<br /> <br />• Life may bring failures, hardships, tears & lots of pain.... but there's always a reason to smile as long as you are there.<br /> <br />• I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!<br /> <br />• Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that's why I never fall ill<br /> <br />• Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!<br /> <br />• We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care, we laugh with whom we njoy & we become angry with whom we feel is our own. That's Friendship, that's Luv<br /> <br />• God said: Don't look around coz u'll be Impressed. Don't look down coz u'll be Depressed. Just look up to me all the time & u'll be Blessed<br /> <br />• Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute criss cross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U<br /> <br />• I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.<br /> <br />• Have a Heart that never breaks; Have a Smile that never fades; Have a touch that never hurts; Have a Friendship that never ends, Like Ours!<br /><br /><br />• To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel without even touching... is the miracle called "friendship"<br /> <br />• A true friend understands when u say ‘I forgot’, waits 4ever when u say ‘just a min’, stays with u when u say ‘leave me alone’ & opens his heart even b4 u knock<br /> <br />• Memories r treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget u when u r gone, but I'll remember u no matter how long.<br /> <br />• If yesterday didn't end up the way you planned, don’t loose hope. Just remember, God created today for you to start again. The best is yet to come! GUD MORNING!<br /> <br />• What's the difference between your and my smile?<br />U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.<br /> <br />• Life is 4 living, I live mine 4 U! Luv is 4 giving, I give mine 2 U! Dreams r 4 dreaming, mine r 4 U! Heart is 4 beating & mine beats 4 U!<br /> <br />• When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I'll always be there 4 you.<br /> <br />• All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.<br /> <br />• I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there.<br /> <br />• U may b out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I don't know what I mean 2 u, but u'll always be special 2 me.<br /> <br /><br /><br />• Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with crackers and diyas... fly kites! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now... Merry Christmas once again.<br /> <br />• May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi.<br /> <br />• In ur darkest hour, when u r fed up n blue, just remember: I'll always b there 4 u, I'm no angel n I can't change ur fate but I'd do anything 4 u coz u r my mate<br /> <br />• Morning is God's way of saying 1 more time... Go, live life, make a difference, touch one's heart, encourage 1's mind inspire 1's soul & enjoy the day<br /> <br />• As days go by, my feelings get stronger, to be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer. Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true, day & night my thoughts r of U<br /> <br />• It's a fallacy that alcohol makes you fat. It doesn't. It makes you lean.... against bars, poles, walls and other drunks!<br /> <br />• Women is symbol of Shakti, God's finest & beautiful creation without whom no creation is possible. One who gives birth n nurtures. Happy women's day<br /> <br />• U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.<br /> <br />• No shadows to depress u, only joys to surround u, friends to luv u, and God himself to bless u. These r my wishes for today, tomorrow & everyday. Gud Morning<br /> <br />• Hi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes. 3rd Prize: Lots of Luv. 2nd Prize: Longlasting friendship. 1st Prize: Free stay for Lifetime in my heart.<br /> <br />• Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, b'coz I'm the one u can always depend on!<br /> <br />• Always welcome a new day with a Smile on ur Lips, Luv in ur Heart & Gud thoughts in ur mind and u'll always have a Wonderful day.<br /> <br />• With gleam of Diyas and the echo of the chants may Happiness and Contentment fill your life. Wishing you a very happy & prosperous Diwali!!<br /> <br />• If you say my eyes are beautiful it's because they're looking at you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.<br /> <br />• All mornings r like a painting, u need a little inspiration to get u going, a little smile to brighten it & a message from someone who cares to color ur day.<br /> <br />• Friends r like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold u up, sometimes u lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.<br /> <br />• A smile is a way of writing ur thoughts on ur face, telling others that they are accepted, liked & appreciated. So, here's a big smile just for U<br /> <br />• Painting is a feeling, never spoil it. Face is a book try to read it. Luv is precious, b ready to sacrifice 4 it & Friendship is like a mirror, never break it.<br /> <br />• Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.<br /> <br />• Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache !<br /> <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> Fun Messages<br /><br />You are Chinese <br /><br />One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you. <br /> <br /> <br /><br /> Love me? <br /><br />Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ? <br /> <br /> <br /><br />3 wonders of a woman<br /><br />The 3 wonders of a woman <br /><br />1)Gives milk without eating grass<br /><br /> 2)gets wet without water <br /><br />3)Bleeds for a week without going 2 die. <br /> <br /> <br /><br />The more - The Less <br /><br />The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??<br /> <br /> <br /><br />laugh again!!!! <br /><br />I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Woman charges <br /><br />When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $$$ per minute. <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Butt Cheek - <br /><br />What did one butt cheek say to the other cheek? 'If we stick together we can stop this shit!<br /> <br /><br />Robbery Now <br /><br />Robbery Now! Raise ur hands! women stand @ right, men left! half-man-half-woman centre! HEY U! yes u! stand centre! don't pretend looking @ the handphone! <br /> <br /> <br /><br /> Remind me<br /><br />Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget. <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Moon is beautiful<br /><br />I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;) <br /> <br /> <br /><br />More Gas - <br /><br />Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Not reachable -<br /><br />Hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin "THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER" <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Good Bra -<br /><br />A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart! <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Why dosen't it rain? <br /><br />The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?<br /> <br /><br />Why dosen't it rain? <br /><br />The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?<br /> <br /> <br /><br /> Please help me!<br /><br />im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up! <br /> <br /> <br /><br />The Call -<br /><br />A girl called me & said "Come no over, nobody is home". I went over. Nobody was home <br /> <br /> <br /><br />The missing cat <br /><br />This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! <br /> <br /> <br /><br />The little thing<br /><br />1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING? <br /> <br /> <br /><br />No Santa! -<br /><br />I can't hide this from u anymore i really don't wanna hurt u but i feel it's beter i tell u b4 u hear it from sum1 else im really sorry but there's no santa! <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Read Backwords - <br /><br />Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!<br /> <br /><br /><br />I'm Drunk <br /><br />Im not under d affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep.Im not half as thunk as u drink.I fool so feelish and da drunker i stand here da longer i get <br /> <br /> <br /><br /> Men and problems -<br /><br />MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN?? <br /> <br /> <br /><br /> My apologies -<br /><br />Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.. <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Help Me! - <br /><br />The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me? <br /> <br /> <br /><br />You Fool ...<br /><br />At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on <br /> <br /> <br /><br />No Brains.... -<br /><br />We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...! <br /> <br /> <br /><br /> Birdy Poem ... <br /><br />Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!ways been a headache !<br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /> dirty sms<br /><br /><br /><br />Like pizza <br /><br />Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Different types! <br /><br />There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX ! <br /> <br /> <br /><br /> What you want?<br /><br />Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?! <br /> <br /> <br /><br />SEX is My Fav<br /><br />SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u. <br /> <br /> <br /><br /> Mon & Son -<br /><br />Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what? <br /> <br /> <br /><br /> Do you use phone?<br /><br />A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone. <br /> <br /> <br /><br /> Who is strong?<br /><br />Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.<br /> <br /><br /><br />GOD I'm coming!<br /><br />A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN! <br /> <br /> <br /><br />What a girl wants?<br /><br />A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs recieves happines <br /> <br /> <br /><br />If you were! <br /><br />if u were a drum id bang u.if u were a pig id pork u.if u were a flower id root u.if u were a nail id screw u.but cos ur a sweetie ill make love 2 u! <br /> <br />How you eat your's? <br /><br />I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream... <br /> <br /> The little thing <br /><br />1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?' <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Who passes more gas?<br /><br />Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. <br /> <br /> <br /><br /> Cat & Rooster <br /><br />A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when theres a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!<br /> <br /><br /><br />Types of arse ... <br /><br />(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!! <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Satisfy her/him<br /><br />HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Poem ..<br /><br />Old mother Hubbard went 2 d cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover took over & gave her a bone of his own! <br /> <br />I like your... <br /><br />I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse! <br /> <br />Latest Porn Releases<br /><br />Latest porn releases:shaving private ryan.position impossible.as big as it gets.forest hump.riding miss daisy.starwhores and pornocchio <br /> <br /> <br /><br /> Sex a 3 letter word!<br /><br />Why is Sex a 3 letter word? Its easier to spell than... OHMYGODYESNOOSSHITYESDEEPER- YESGODNOPLEASENOSHITYESOH- SHITFU*KNOYESYESYESSHITOH. <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Who dares wins :) -<br /><br />I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!<br /> <br /><br /><br />3 Choices -<br /><br />A man wanted 2 get married!He had a choice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poor cleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wid big tits! <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Today in style ...<br /><br />Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!! <br /> <br /> <br /><br />My days ...<br /><br />I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Every thucking day! <br /> <br />23 useless parts<br /><br />23 useless parts on a mans body.20 nails u cant hammer.2 balls u cant throw &1 cock that cant "crow".dont laff ladies??UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE <br /> <br />Wont go down?<br /><br />T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network <br /> <br /> Man & Wife ... <br /><br />Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged. <br /> <br /> <br /><br />The wish :) <br /><br />When I was born I got the choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose. <br /> <br /> <br /><br /> Guy & Gal<br /><br />A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear..... <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Read Message -<br /><br />American students say:.....people who never experience good sex and do not perform well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand. <br /> <br /> <br /><br /> Rough day ..<br /><br />Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom. <br /> <br /> <br /><br /> Lassie and me ... <br /><br />I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!! <br /> <br /> The Painting ... <br /><br />A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Under arrest<br /><br />I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 69 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom <br /> <br /> <br />When to visit?<br /><br />If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays? <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Tease me<br /><br />Of all the babes ur my selection please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection! <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Horny .... <br /><br />Roses are red.voilets are corny.when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!! <br /> <br />Poem .. - <br /><br />Sex is evil and evil's a sin.but sins are forgiven so lets get stuck in!! <br /> <br /> Poem ..<br /><br />Jack & Jill went up da hill 2 have a little fun.But stupid Jill forgot da pill and now they have a son <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Poem .. <br /><br />Peter Peter Pumpkin eater.had a wife & liked to beat her.smacked her twice around da head. F**ked her arse & went 2 bed! <br /> <br /> <br /><br />The mirror-<br /><br />A man said 2 his doctor 'everytime I look in the mirror I get an erection' the doctor said 'That's because u look like a cunt!<br /> <br /><br /><br /> Mobile com<br /><br />I once had a ONE-2-ONE night with a VIRGIN.She teased me till i got an ERICKSON.sucked me till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of SEIMEN over her NOKIAS. <br /> <br /> <br /><br />The Alien <br /><br />Hello!Im a little alien called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And during this message I have been having sex with your thumb! <br /> <br /> <br /><br /> What are they?<br /><br />Are these your eyes, I found them between my breasts! <br /> <br /><br /><br /> Guy & Gal -<br /><br />GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.<br /> <br /><br /><br /> Why woman moan?<br /><br />Why do women have orgasms during sex???It gives them something to moan about even when they are fuc***g enjoyin themselves. <br /> <br /> <br /><br />Maths <br /><br />Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!<br /> <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> Flower n Friend SMS!<br /><br />Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.<br />Sagar se gahara koi nahi.<br />Ab aapki kya tarif karu...<br />Dost me aap jaisa...<br />Nalayak koi nahi! <br /> <br /> Kiss SMS!<br /><br />Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People<br />Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.<br />Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More<br />But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga <br /><br /> Friendship SMS!<br /><br />A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW<br />Its Sweeter when its TRUE<br />But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U. <br /><br />AaNkH kHuLi To PhiR ...<br />Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,<br />gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,<br />tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,<br />tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.<br /><br /><br /> You on SMS!<br /><br />TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,<br />RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,<br />PEPSI ka cr8 ho,<br />ANDE ka oml8 ho,<br />SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,<br />JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,<br />KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! <br /><br /> SMS Time!<br /><br />Kya Bindaas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,<br />Cow log grass eat rahe hain,<br />shayaane log SMS kar rahe hain<br />aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain <br /><br /> My Prayer SMS!<br /><br />Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,<br />Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,<br />Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,<br />isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />If I get scared,wld u hold me tight?If I make a mistake,wld u make it rite?If I build a fire,wld u watch over e flame?If I say i miss u,wld u feel e same?<br /><br />My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!<br /><br />i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u.<br /><br />4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don’t 4get, we’re gr8 2gether<br /><br />I luv u & u luv me,I fought it was easy as ABC,u made me upset,u made me hurt,u neva tried, i new it woodnt work u didnt think,u didnt c,I really thought it was ment 2 b<br /><br />sending you a hug to ease your stress.a kiss to make you smile and my heart to say i'm thinking of u. i miss you<br /><br />among ur frens i care 4 u da most, among ur frens i lov u da most, among ur frens u hurt me d most coz....i know dats all im 2 u... among ur frens<br /><br />Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I'm still keeping you or I'm letting go...<br /><br />Luv can be bad,it can treat u lik dirt.Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt.<br /><br />It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone<br /><br />i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!<br /><br />ONCE PEOPLE TOLD ME LOVE IS TRUE, <br />I DIDNT B-LEAVE IT TILL I FOUND YU,<br />NOW DAT U GONE, IM GOING KRAYZIE,<br />I WISH U WUZ HERE N TELL ME "I LOVE BABY"<br /><br />Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!<br /><br />I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!<br /><br />i luved u once u luved me not.i luved u twice but i 4got.u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.<br /><br />Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart & weve made a life wiv another.but despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other!<br /><br />Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!<br /><br />i no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!<br /><br />So btween da miles & btween da years ts inevitable but its true.dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!<br /><br />Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u.<br /><br />I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.<br /><br />As we go on we rememba all d times we had 2gether.&as our life changes cum whateva we will still be "friends forever"<br /><br />Ur the one i love.the one I need.but bad mistakes Ive done indeed.in search for forgivness and happyness too.I want to say that I love u<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested<br /><br />The longest sentence known to man: "I do."<br /><br />CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this<br /><br />Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?<br /><br />This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.<br /><br />Why were males created before females? <br />Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.<br /><br />I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!<br /><br />ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.<br /><br />Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.<br /><br />Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac? <br /><br />Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?<br />A:About 45 pounds!!<br /><br />Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?<br /><br />A: There have been sightings of UFOs.<br /><br />I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...<br /><br />There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.<br /><br />What did the elephant say to the naked man? <br />How do you breathe through that thing?<br /><br />What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? <br />Popeye beat the crap outta him. <br /><br />I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.<br /><br />A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: <br />"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." <br /><br />Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. <br />Employee: Who's there? <br />Boss: Not you anymore.<br /><br />What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? <br />If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish. <br /><br />Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.<br /><br />sms joke<br />Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"<br /><br />What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? <br />Magnets have a positive side!<br /><br />The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.<br /><br />Q: What does a blonde owl say?<br /><br />A: What, what?<br /><br />WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!<br /><br />What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? <br />The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.<br /><br />Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? <br />Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV. <br /><br />Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? <br />He was looking for Pooh!<br /><br />What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? <br />You don't, you've told her twice already! <br /><br />What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? <br />One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors <br /><br />Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?<br /><br />A: Her IQ goes up.<br /><br />Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!<br /><br />Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.<br /><br />I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.<br /><br />I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.<br /><br />How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? <br />Only one. To slam the car boot shut. <br /><br />For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.<br /><br /><br /><br /> Funny SMS<br /><br /><br /><br />What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.<br /><br />Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.<br /><br />Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.<br /><br />Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!<br /><br />What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!<br /><br />What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.<br /><br />How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.<br /><br />Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?<br /><br />A: We don't know. Never happens.<br /><br />Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?<br /><br />A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.<br /><br />Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?<br /><br />A: An f****ing know it all.<br /><br />A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".<br /><br />A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.<br /><br />Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.<br /><br />I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? <br /><br />If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. <br /><br />Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.<br /><br />What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...<br /><br /> sms quotes<br /><br /><br />I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. <br /><br />It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.<br /><br />I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?<br /><br />Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.<br /><br />You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.<br /><br />I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.<br /><br />My Reality Check bounced.<br /><br />Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.<br /><br />Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer. <br /><br />Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!<br /><br />Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.<br /><br />Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?<br /><br />There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.<br /><br />Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back<br /><br />As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing<br /><br />Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.<br /><br />What do you call a handcuffed man? <br />- Trustworthy. <br /><br /> Funny sms jokes<br /><br /><br /><br />What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant<br /><br />Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?<br /><br />A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.<br /><br />Why don't men often show their true feelings? <br />- Because they don't have any. 1<br /><br />What's the difference between a man and E.T.? <br />- E.T. phoned home. <br /><br />What is the thinnest book in the world? <br />What Men Know About Women. <br /><br />A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. <br /><br />Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering <br /><br />How Dogs and Women are alike..... <br />Neither believe that silence is golden. <br />Neither can balance a checkbook. <br />Both put too much value on kissing. <br /><br />Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. <br /><br />If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight? <br /><br />Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? <br />"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"<br /><br />If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?<br /><br />Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives. <br /><br />I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain. <br /><br />I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.<br /><br />Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.<br /><br /><br /> Funny SMS & Reasons<br /><br /> <br /> <br /><br />4 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!<br /><br />3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN <br /><br />1)cats luv u wotever u look like <br /><br />2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!<br /><br /> <br /><br />Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!<br /><br /><br />Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap<br /><br /> <br /><br />5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right? 3)r u cold? 4)shood i get a pump? 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!<br /> <br /> <br /><br /><br /> Funny SMS & Miscellaneous<br /><br /> <br /> If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas!<br />Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru dis txt.so now ur smiling who wil it go2 next?<br /><br />Dear friend! Do you take me 2 b your lawful text mate.2 have & 2 hold.4 dirty quotes or saucy jokes.in text messaging & in poor signal.til low battery do us part?<br /><br />girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!<br /><br />A good friend is like a good bra... hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!<br /><br />THE NHS REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT.PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN.WE APOLOGISE 4 ANY INCONVINIENCE<br /><br />Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!<br /><br />why do i text u? its my choice its my way of sayin dat i remembr u. why do i remembr u? il neva know its not my choice its my hearts.<br /><br />Last nite I lay in bed looking at the stars- the beautiful sky and the endless horizon....& suddenly I thought...where on earth is my roof?<br /><br />If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me. If u save it thats bcoz u desire me & if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with IT?<br /><br /><br />Theres an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyones there.. lions, tigers, cheetas and ape, but the meetin cant start because the monkey is reading this text<br /><br />God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!<br /> <br /><br /><br />Funny SMS & Police<br /><br /> <br /> <br />I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss<br /><br />im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!<br /><br />i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 - distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.<br />*NEWSFLASH* An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!<br /><br />*NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day!She was discoverd in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!<br /><br />*NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)<br /><br />NEWFLASH tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000 tampons for £1.No strings attacthed but 4 limited period.Its a bloody good deal!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/818316748885708613-8680795394959574857?l=extrasms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>suzuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04970340363847359554noreply@blogger.com0